Old Farts

[Ed Palmer]

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Martha, do you Remember?
Two old ladies were rocking in their chairs on the nursing home porch. One says "Martha, do you remember the minuet?" Martha answers "Heck, I don't even remember the ones I slept with."

[Ed Palmer]

When you wake up in the morning and can get out of the rack and take it one step at a time, you know it is going to be a good day.

Jake, I'm Dead
Sadie wakes up and says to her husband, "Jake, I'm dead".

Jake responds. What's the matter with you, Sadie, you aren't dead. You're talking to me."

"No, Jake, I'm definitely dead". "Sadie, you are not dead. Why do you think you're dead" Sadie responds, "Because nothing hurts

[Ed Palmer]

Signs of Growing Old
Do you know the four signs of growing old?
1. Forgetting names,
2. Forgetting faces,
3. Forgetting to zip up,
4. Forgetting to zip down

[montana]

im in the forgetting to zip up stage...only one more to go

[ameriken]

im in the forgetting to zip up stage...only one more to go

Time to stock up......