Red Card (need caption)

[Osotogary]

Red Card for the Randy. Would any of you Red Carders care to offer up a caption or two?

[yellowwing]

Too many men on the field?

[Wyoming]

'You've just been Jodied'

[sparkie]

Premature Discharge?

[Phantom Blooper]

Achped...."GET THE !@#% OFF OF HER!"

[sparkie]

Pull out order?

[Ed Palmer]

I was only looking

[ecfree]

Unnessesary roughness..

[sscjoe]

Fumbling the ball(s).

[awbrown1462]

Illegal penetration in back field

[Achped]

Achped...."GET THE !@#% OFF OF HER!"

I knew it...lol

What I dont know is whats going on in the picture? If its the gunny's wife there's a problem, but if its his daughter....hey...props to him. Military daughters are the hardest ones to get!!

[sparkie]

Hard for you to get the ones raised with half a brain,,,,,,,

[Tracer4028]

Illegal Procedure...backfield in motion!!!

[Achped]

No, just the ones with standards, class, and personal self-worth.

[Osotogary]

Achped,

What I dont know is whats going on in the picture?

Take a peek. There are all sorts of clues.
Man and women in bed.
Staff Sergeant with duty roster.
Civilian soccer referee.
Sun light in window (meaning morning time)
25 cent vibro-machine
There are all kind of clues for an interesting caption. Like, I see that they are using civilians to issue red cards, or, I would have got back to base on time but I ran out of quarters.
As you can see, Achped, imaginations are running wild and you, through the creative mind of the Phantom, have once again become immortalized.
Adios, for now.
Gary