inner peace werked fer mee!

[Tude]

I am sending this on to you because it definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article I finally found inner
peace. The article said:

The way to achieve inner peace is by finishing all the things you
have started. So today I have finished a bottle of vodka, a bottle of
red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniels, my supply of Prozac, a pint of
Haagen-Dazs ice cream and a large box of chocolates. Damn, I feel better
already!

If you know anyone in need of inner peace, you would be helping
her/him by passing this on.

[lindagr41]

Wow Jimmy. The road to inner peace seems so SIMPLE now.

So I took your advise. I finished off the 6 pack in the fridge. Drunk teh bootle of Smirkoffs frum teh coopert. An tuk the wrist of mi pane killerz.

Dude...enner piece!!! Coool. Butt I fill WOOOOOZY.

Me