Subject: TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007 ABOUT DEMOCRATS
#10 Life is sexually transmitted. (Think Joe Kennedy)

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die( If pickled by lifelong booze, Think Ted Kennedy: that's not life, that's stasis...)

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. (Think Ted Kennedy, he doesn't look very excited now, does he?!?)

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. (When the next Congressional session opens, Buy Ted Kennedy a computer!)

#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. ( Think Ted Kennedy . . ."Diddn't I ever tell ya boy? 'Bomnibles BOUNCE!")

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing. ( Ted Kennedy wont tell why and we wont ask why not)

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. ( Think Massachusetts voters who keep voting for Ted Kennedy, they certainly pay no attention!)

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? ( Think Ted Kennedy's tax policy )

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is so weird people take Prozac to make it normal. ( It would take Prozac, and Scotch to make Ted Kennedy look normal...years of it!)

AND THE (#1) NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where and when Mark Foley wrote e-mails to young men through the internet and what they said for the last 10 years, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the House Ethics committee in charge of immigration. . . Oh, wait, they are now (Think Ted Kennedy. . . and Nancy Pelosi)