The Battle of the Sexes Has Begun

[prmama]

Men are like ... newborn babies.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like ... coffee.
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like ... coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like ... chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... power tools.
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

Men are like ... remote controls.
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like .... shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like ... vacuum cleaners.
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like ... road kill.
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like ... soap operas.
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like ... pillows.
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like ... old car tires.
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like ... plastic wrap.
Cheap, Clingy and very easy to see through.

Men are like ... department stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like ... horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like ... plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like... Placemats.
They only show up when there is food on the table.

Men are like... Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... Bike Helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like... Parking spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Men are like... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like... Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like... High heels.
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

[prmama]

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin dress
and let's go home!
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out
of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.

[lakers]

so you pulled me into this mess when i wasent even looking didnt you heather well you know what they say about pay back and im the B---H lmao now

[SGT T]

I SMELL A CAT FIGHT....ILL GET THE MUD AND THE BIKINS SOMEBODY ELSE GET THE BEER AND TOWELS

NUTHIN BUT LUV FOR THE LADIES

[prmama]

You put me into it yesterday. lmao
Heather

[USMC0311]

Originally posted by prmama
Compare the genders
Differences Between Men & Women

NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
anything relating 2 vagina!!

EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.
Vagina

BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
clean Vigina

GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.
Clean and fluffed Vagina
SHOES: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.
OFF and Feet Wall 2 wall

CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
only ones called Vigina

DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
all 4 Vigina

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."
clean panties R nice

OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Yep hada 2 happen

[lakers]

WELL WELL SGT T WHO NEEDS BIKINIS HUMMM ANYWAY HEATHER THE PICTURE YESTERDAY WAS SOOO YOU

[prmama]

Got one of u if u like.

[SGT T]

POST IT POST IT POST IT I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO POST IT

[lakers]

OH YOU DONT EVEN WANT THAT KIND OF MESS ON YOUR HANDS NOW DO YOU SGT T

[SGT T]

i always look forward to that kind of stuff

[wrbones]

the other day. Trouble was, SHE thought she was foxy.

[wrbones]

... but I did find some pics of the ladies. Linda for example.....

[wrbones]

of Heather....

[prmama]

I toldf u to wear your glasses.