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  1. #1

    Cool You Might be Marine Wife if

    1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you.
    2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering your husband's LES and running a family on what was ACTUALLY deposited.
    3. "Savings" sounds like a great idea and you hope to someday have some.
    4. Sex - see #3.
    5. You can simultaneously be a control freak, change plans on a moment's notice, yet you are not being treated for schizophrenia.
    6. You know the Tricare regulations/procedures better than their service reps.
    7. You know what forms you need better than your husband's Admin clerk.
    8. You are strangely attracted (or repulsed) by the color green.
    9. You can calculate the cost of a 5-minute phone call from any country, any time, on up to four different calling plans.
    10. At a distance, you can pick out your husband from 100 other men with identical haircuts and clothes.
    11. The face paint in your closet is NOT for your children.
    12. Name tapes are not just for kids.



  2. #2

    Cool Recipe a Marine Wife

    Recipe for a Marine Wife
    1 1/2 cups patience
    1 cup courage
    3/4 cup tolerance
    dash of adventure
    1 pound ability
    With the above ingredients:
    Add 2 tablespoons elbow grease. Let stand alone for six months. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat. Sprinkle ever so lightly with money. Knead dough until payday. Season with international spices. Bake 20 years until done. Serve with pride.



  3. #3
    Hey Roger!
    Are any of the above described Available?
    If So Bro, please send me one
    TY 4 all the sharing caring U do Bro, Semper Fi, Marine!

  4. #4

    Question Anyone got the recipe for this one?

    Anyone got a hint or clue for one that is a Marine (NCO) and a Marine wife at the same time? Like to hear some ideas on it.

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