Bumper Stickers

[jfreas]

LIFE, LIBERTY and the PURSUIT of ANYONE WHO THREATENS IT.

[Sgt_Griz]

Saw this one yesterday...

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?!?

[Catz1611]

I'd love to have a sticker that said:

"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."

(for impatient drivers, who ride bumpers)

[airframesguru]

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it.
So, I said, "Implants?"
She hit me.

4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

5. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

6. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

7. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport a terminal?

8. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

9. There are two sides to every divorce: yours and ****head's.

10. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

11. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

12. Everyday, I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

13. How come we choose from just two people to run for President, but among fifty for Miss America?

14. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

15. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

16. Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom's wise words:
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

17. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting there next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!

[mrbsox]

Saw this one the other day

If you take away MY 2nd Ammendment rights, what will defend YOUR 1st Ammendment rights?

[usmc4669]

Old but good.

[usmc4669]

One that I like.

[usmc4669]

Another old one,

[thedrifter]

"Beheadings"


I saw a home made bumper sticker this morning that put a knot in my stommach because it scared me a little but as I thought about it I liked it more and more.

The bumper sticker said " Behead the beheaders, their families, their friends, and anybody that ever knew them." This is really way out but think about it.


Ellie

[SemperFiGirl79]

I saw one on the back of this woman's car the other day...

It read: Half Of My Heart Left For Iraq...

[Namvet67]

BE SAFE

[Namvet67]

SLEEP WITH A MARINE...ADD THIS TO THE ABOVE

[snipowsky]

KILL 'EM ALL AND LET ALLAH SORT THEM OUT!

[SemperFiGirl79]

Save water, Shower w/ a Marine!

[snipowsky]

Being a former machinegunner this is one of my favorites: