Music Preference

[michy]

i play guitar its really isnt that hard

[Seeley]

Well if nobody you know plays instruments or knows how to read music, its hard. Especially when the only thing you know how to do is PT, work, school, and run a JROTC. That and computers is the limitations of my knowledge thus far.

[ashley clark]

I'm in high school right now,and I can't stand it when all of the people around me listen to Rap.That's about the only thing I can't stand.

[Cole11]

the temptations are a good band, good music is good music regarless who listens to it

[Cole11]

depends on the person you ask, I personally like all kinds

[nagrom811]

I mostly listen to metallica, pantera, tool, led zepelin, pink floyd, plus a lot of progressive rock and whole lot of classical music.

[jeffdw]

Zeppelin!:bannana:

[firstsgtmike]

A.P.

"uh huh. so what IS good music?"

"Good Music" is that which is on the cylinders, 78's, 33's, 45's, cassettes and CDs that you will be retrieving from your collection to share and enjoy with your wife, children, and grandchildren.

To keep it simple.

Good Music is that which you keep on top of the stack.

Good Music is those recordings or disks that you would want to keep if you were only allowed ten.

And when you hold them safely in your hand, you can point and say,"Now THAT's Good Music".

[Caesar Augustus]

I prefer rap r&b and nicklback, evanescence, 3doors down, some other random rock I happen to like.I hate pop and justin timberlake. And best of all Ashanti

[Caesar Augustus]

I also like a little jazz. Absolutely hate punk or that really evil sounding rock stuff.

[Barrio_rat]

Only 10? I have over 300 CD's.. too damn many cassets, a few 33 rpm records and about 80 78's... Only 10? Egad!

Now granted - I recently burned a cd for my kid of rock music. Let me tell you, it's kinda tough finding rock music that one would deem appropriate for an 11 year old to listen to. LOL

[Phantom Blooper]

Actual Country and Western Song Titles

The fun in country music is in the words--lines soaked in moonshine
humour so wry and raunchy you won't be sober for days.

I don't mind getting burned if I could just get near the glow.

It took a hell of a man to take my Ann, but it sure didn't take him long.

When I'm alone, I'm in bad company.

I don't know whether to kill myself, or go bowling.

How come my dog don't bark when you come around?

I wouldn't take you to a dog fight even if I thought you could win.

Them that ain't got can't lose.

I may fall again, but I'll never get up this slow.

You're the busiest memory in town.

She feels like a new man tonight.

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

You're gonna love yourself in the morning, because I'm gonna love you
all night long.

It was always so easy to find an unhappy woman till I started looking
for mine.

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone.

She caught me lying and then she caught a train.

The more I think of you, the less I think of me.

Don't cry down my back, baby, you might rust my spurs.

He made me dance before the music started.

I can't afford to half my half again.

There's no use running if you're on the wrong road.

When your cup of love is full, I'm begging you to pour it all on me.

You must think my bed's a bus stop, the way you come and go.

She stepped on my heart and stomped the sucker flat.

Forever, for us, wasn't nearly as long as we planned.

Just in time to be too late.

I'm afraid to come home early without warning.

The work we done was hard. At night we would sleep 'cause we was tard.

I've been a long time leaving, but I'll be a long time gone.

I'm sick and tired of waking up so sick and tired.

It takes me all night long to do what I used to do all night long.

My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him.

The only thing I can count on now is my fingers.

Send a dozen roses up to her and pour four for me.

I'm going someplace I hope I find.

I'm too low to get high.

He's walking in my tracks, but he can't fill my shoes.

For better or for worse, but not for long.

I gave a ring and she gave me the finger.

She took everything but the blame.

Just because you got to first base don't mean you're home free.

Walk out backwards so I'll think you're coming in.

The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had

Do You Love As Good As You Look?

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Wanna Whip Your Cow

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your
Welfare Line

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
Breaking My Heart

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down,
But Baby I Can See Through You

Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From
Breakin' Out

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've
Been A Liar All My Life?

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

[Phantom Blooper]

REJECTED COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES

The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and
Our Nine Kids Are Gone

You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can't Take
the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off
in His Saab

Smells Like Team Roping

I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense

(Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator

I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You

You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It

Bacon and Eczema For Two

Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky, Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?

The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan

My Urine is A-Burnin', and You'd Better Believe I'm ****ed

Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed

[Caesar Augustus]

Haha Those were hillarious

[Barrio_rat]

I didn't see any of David Allan Coe's bawdy ballads listed... What song list is complete without them? So here's a few and others from DAC -

Cum Stains On The Pillow

Divers Do It Deeper

F.ck Anita Bryant

Granny's Off Her Rocker

Panheads Forever

P.ssy Whipped Again