Kiss Your Wife

[Sgt Jim]

Experts say that if you kiss your wife or girl friend in the morning before you leave for work that you will live longer,My wife said I should kiss her at night also and if i pay very close attension to her I might get lucky.

[Rocky C]

Jim,
I don't have a Girlfriend or a Wife.
Guess I'll be Dead in a Week....................

[tdrt]

Let us know where to send the flowers and memorials

[Osotogary]

Sgt Jim, Did it mention WHERE you have to kiss your wife or girlfriend? That variable alone might determine how long you live.

Jim,
I don't have a Girlfriend or a Wife.
Guess I'll be Dead in a Week

Geez, Rocky, you won't get to see your deck completed or spend that incentive money. Damn!! Better kiss something when you wake up...maybe a mammal or anything you can catch in the woods surrounding your home. Who knows, you might catch a break. LOL. Truthfully, I don't know why I'm laughing , I live with a wonderful woman but shiat happens.

[Rocky C]

Let us know where to send the flowers and memorials

Rhode Island Veterans Cemetary, Exeter, Rhode Island.

On second thought, in lieu of Flowers please send Donations to the Saint Judes Childrens Research Hospital, Boston Massachusetts.

Thank you and Good Bye....................

[montana]

will send rocky a montana sheep to kiss
no need for thanks...its an ugly one

[Bruce59]

Been doing that for over 20 years, a kiss in the morning & at night.
Im 69 my wife 70, and I work 40 hours a week.
It's WORKING IT'S WORKING.

[kfisbusy]

I geuss I will live a long time I kiss my wife 6 to9 times a day SSGT. Francisco

[sparkie]

Wish I could,,,, She's been gone for 3 weeks.


Experiment,,,,,,,,5 second kisses... Wow.

[Lisa 23]

Here you go Rocky, pucker up...

[sparkie]

Here you go Rocky, pucker up...

I'm there.

[AKA HITMAN]

I've been kissing the missus in the wrong place for 23 yrs...that explains the stretch marks behind my ears. Lets just say we never go to bed angry.

[Sgt Leprechaun]

I kiss mine every night before I go to work. And everry day when I get home. Part of our 'good luck' ritual.

Rocky old buddy....you gotta get out more LOL

[Sally]

Where are the mythbusters???

[linda1945]

Well, kiss the husband, is not a bad idea either! Brings back a lot of memories!!