Its official, Im back in uniform!!!!

[usmc3521]

why cant you re up?

[doesitmatter]

Hey hey!! Easy now. Three times I cried in boot. (1) The initial shock of being yelled at for no reason. (2) Being forced to cut off two feet of hair because of "fly aways" and (3) My first set of orders....3381-Food Service.

I was in my freshman year of college when I signed up. My diet consisted of beer, cigarettes and Whataburger if I could afford it. Either that or fresh off of Momma's kitchen table or it didn't get eaten. I couldn't boil water with out burning it.

I was guaranteed MT but a girl chickened out for ship date. They called me to see if I wanted to go early. "Sure!!" I said. They didn't tell me it would pull my whole contract and I'd be open.

No worries though. Was good for me. I had a son, later married a man who had three children (who's mother died shortly before we all met). My step daughter at 8 was momma for all of them until I took over. They LOVED my cooking. Marine Corps order recipes did well with the family. Massive portions for a massive family. I could make a damn hot dog taste gourmet.

(We also added two more sons-total of 8 in the family)

make me a sammich.

[usmc3521]

date rape

[doesitmatter]

lets start a pool to see how long it takes this turd to get in trouble. i am betting 6 months before the first NJP.

[usmc3521]

lets do it, thats a great idea! You are my hero!

[doesitmatter]

once a turd always a turd.

[NoRemorse]

lets do it, thats a great idea! You are my hero!

You do know you're not allowed to bet yourself, right?

[usmc3521]

damn!!!!!!!

[NoRemorse]

I'm sure we can work something out...

[usmc3521]

you can't polish a turd, it only smear's!!

[NoRemorse]

I'm moderately certain there's someone out there that can brasso the sh1t out of a turd

[usmc3521]

hahaha mythbusters did it!

[wildwoman73]

make me a sammich.

That's what the sammich bar is for. Make yer own dang sammich. Self serve, get it YOUR way. I served hot chow on a line or in the back of a HUM-V.

[gwamo1]

why cant you re up?

I tried. Someone always came up. My MOS was filled up and every time I tried to put in a package for a MOS it would fill up. I tried recon, MP, intel specialist, career planner, and finally back to intel specialist when they opened up for 5 or so more boat spaces. Had my package finalized and BAM! found out I had to go to a 5 week SACO course for something that happened in 2007. After that little debacle the only MOSs that were open were counter-intel and some linguist job. I didn't have the GT score for either.

[usmc3521]

I tried. Someone always came up. My MOS was filled up and every time I tried to put in a package for a MOS it would fill up. I tried recon, MP, intel specialist, career planner, and finally back to intel specialist when they opened up for 5 or so more boat spaces. Had my package finalized and BAM! found out I had to go to a 5 week SACO course for something that happened in 2007. After that little debacle the only MOSs that were open were counter-intel and some linguist job. I didn't have the GT score for either.

pick another mos bro! Motor T always needs bodies! My choices were cook or motor t lol