Naked Marine Charged With DWI......

[Phantom Blooper]

Marine charged with DWI after wrecking motorcycle while naked

June 11, 2010 12:41 PM
DAILY NEWS STAFF

Updated at 4:58 p.m. to include Sheals' condition.

State troopers told multiple media outlets a man and woman injured Friday morning in a motorcycle wreck were both naked when their motorcycle veered off Meadowview Road in Jacksonville.

Steven Sheals, 38, of Meadowview Road, and his passenger, Jennifer Smith, 30, of Parnell Road in Hubert, were thrown from the motorcycle when it crashed, according to the Highway Patrol. Smith managed to walk or crawl a third of a mile for help despite a broken arm and leg.

Troopers said alcohol was a factor in the crash.

Sheals has been charged with driving while intoxicated, reckless driving, driving without a license, license revoked, expired inspection, no insurance and no helmet.

Smith was treated at Onslow Memorial Hospital and Sheals was taken to New Hanover Regional Hospital, authorities said.

Sheals, a gunnery sergeant, is an explosive ordnance disposal technician with EOD Company, 8th Engineer Support Battalion, Combat Logistics Regiment 25, 2nd Marine Logistics Group, according to information from 2nd MLG. He entered the Marine Corps in January 1992 and was promoted to his current rank of gunnery sergeant in June 2007. He has been with his present unit since February 2008.

Sheals is in fair condition, according to New Hanover Regional Hospital officials.

[usmc3521]

charged with all of that...........thats the kind of Marine I want leading me. One who isnt even responsible to have a valid driver license. How frickin unsat can you get!

[Kegler300]

Ol' Gunny Sheals...glad he did this after I dropped him from our command...

[Wyoming]

She (Smith) managed to walk or crawl a third of a mile for help despite a broken arm and leg.

I'd do her.

Ol' Gunny Sheals...glad he did this after I dropped him from our command...

Details, details. All the gory details.

[Phantom Blooper]

I'd do her.

Shiat Al....your going to be doooooed out with ALL these threads that are posted that have a woman in them....

Next thing you know....you are going to have to haul a couple of old claw footed bath tubs to the end of the cornfield and wait either 36 hours or hopefully only 4!

[temarti]

talk about road rash

[Wyoming]

Yea, but Chuck, that sounds like one tough broad.

[tdrt]

but but why were they nakie?

[Phantom Blooper]

but but why were they nakie?

What would you do for a Klondike bar.....

The heat of the moment....

Liked the feel of leather....

needed a cigarette...the feel of the cool breeze...like a York peppermint patty on ones naked skin...just something to do....being a dumbass....ran out of condoms...checking to see if the muffler was hot.....full moon....

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[Rocky C]

but but why were they nakie?

Two people just Hanging out together...

[Wyoming]

but but why were they nakie?

... because they could.

[Gunner 0313]

Must have been a great party.

[tdrt]

surprised he didn't a ticket for indecent exposure -- unless it got road-burned off...caught in the spokes....yanked and banked a little to hard on the down slide....maybe she was using it as a grip and ripped it off...a squirrel munched while waiting for the ambulance....

[Danny C Smith]

Sounds like something a fvckin' Grunt would do
in his off time
Get busted to a sorry ass, no rank, sand kickin' non-rate pvt.
Then start over until forced to retire.
Hell, Sounds like some OLD CORPS MARINES I've read about.
Gotta have some fun on libbo.

[Wyoming]

Sounds like something a fvckin' Grunt would do
in his off time
Get busted to a sorry ass, no rank, sand kickin' non-rate pvt.
Then start over until forced to retire.
Hell, Sounds like some OLD CORPS MARINES I've read about.
Gotta have some fun on libbo.

Yeah, and musta been some good 'tang.