Laughing at MCRD

[jburke1983]

Damn, I didnt expect to get all these responses on such a stupid question... Thank you for your time Marines.

[Kreegz]

I remember once our Jhat was teaching us stack arms. He told us to remember "two in the pink, one in the stink" because you were supposed to put two fingers in the loop and one finger over it. Some other kid snickered at that, so the DI asked him:

"You think its funny recruit?"
"NO SIR"
"You think my drill is just one big joke right?"
"NO SIR"
"You got a girl back home recruit?"
"YES SIR"
"Well then I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, because she's got a WHOLE ****ING FIST IN THE PINK RIGHT NOW"

That was the only time I truly lost it in boot.

[jburke1983]

I remember once our Jhat was teaching us stack arms. He told us to remember "two in the pink, one in the stink" because you were supposed to put two fingers in the loop and one finger over it. Some other kid snickered at that, so the DI asked him:

"You think its funny recruit?"
"NO SIR"
"You think my drill is just one big joke right?"
"NO SIR"
"You got a girl back home recruit?"
"YES SIR"
"Well then I wouldn't be laughing if I were you, because she's got a WHOLE ****ING FIST IN THE PINK RIGHT NOW"

That was the only time I truly lost it in boot.

Lol....
Ok, this Marine wins.