Are you a Democrat?

[yellowwing]

Personally I don't think it matters much. We are all just Chinese peasants. Democrat, Republican, Premier, Chairman, Emporer, or Warlord, we all have to get up in the morning and head out to the rice fields.

[OJK]

My grandfather was a life long Republican, so it came as a surprise that his dying wish was for us to re-register him as a Democrat. His reason was that is would be better for one of them to die than one of us.

One of a gun forum members stated that, despite being pro gun, he had just registered as a Democrat. A post, in reply, stated that, as some would have with guns, all Democrats should be registered so we would know where to find them.

Do it for the children!

[Sgt Sostand]

Democrats & Republicans they fight to much screw them they cant never get nothing done i am not on the left and i am not on the right i am some where in between both

[SemperFiWife]

The list above sounds more like a description of a dolt, not a Democrat. Idiocy is spread evenly between both party affiliations, no?

[firstsgtmike]

Now, THERE'S a comment I can agree with.

[firstsgtmike]

Democrats and Republicans.

A Balloonist on a long trip became somewhat....lost.
She decreased her altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me,
can you help me" I promised a friend I would meet
him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're in
a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above ground
elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31
degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees,
49.09 minutes west longitude."

"You must be a Republican," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the man. "How do you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you
told me is technically correct, but I have no idea
what to make of your information, and the fact is
I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help
so far."

The man responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or
where you are going. You have risen to where you are,
due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise
which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to
solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the
same position you were in before we met, but now,
somehow, it's my fault."