Are you a Democrat?

[firstsgtmike]

You might be a Democrat if...

1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal funding.

2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach
4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach
those same kids about sex.

3. You believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology in the hands of Chinese communists.

4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected
by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and
more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.

7. You are against capital punishment but support
abortion on demand.

8. You believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.

9. You believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.

11. You believe the military, not corrupt politicians,
start wars.

12. You believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because
it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are
too high.

14. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem
are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

15. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

16. You believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

17. You believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally
protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

[btrogu]

How true.

[virwar]

Once again, the 1st Sgt speaketh the truth... Hehehe Semper Fi Dave

[Osotogary]

Heck, I believe in all the items listed and I'm not even a Democrat!
Seriously...I'm just kidding. What a list. Thanks for the fun firstsgtmike.

[yellowwing]

Democrat? I don't even know Margaret Sanger is.

[firstsgtmike]

Sounds like Yellowwing missed one name out of a two part question. Scores 94.5 as a democrat.

?????

[CPLRapoza]

Who actually thought that Hillary is a lady?

[Red Dragon]

Democrats are just a bunch of wannabee Republicans, but they just are not smart enough. So they blame all their problems on the Republicans. LOL So all you Democrats get a life. LMAO


Red Dragon aka HL

[Motor-T]

A Democrats never fix's a problem they just put a band aid on it.
You can't blame them because,"THEY DON"T DO NOTHING".
If they do it,they feel everybody should do it.

Clinton is the poster child for the Democrats
"I smoked dope,but didn't inhale"
and he said that to you and me,thinking we would believe that.
I won't go into the rest of what he did,because you all know about all of that.
I can tell you what he didn't do. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yellowwing]

Are you Marines the same Republicans that DON'T want to go to Liberia? Haliburton and Cheney Gang can make a killing in Liberia!

[tank84]

Liberals SUCK or get sucked;-) The solution to our world problems is to say screw you when they want help. Anytime we step in to fix a problem when we're asked those same people we help crap all over us in the end. Take care of our own and to hell with the rest.

[CplDawson]

Tank84 language please! "LMAO"

[ivalis]

Typical Rebulican either/or scenarios.

Don't complicate things w/shades of grey.

Simple choices for simple people.

[firstsgtmike]

Ivalis,

Just to move it up.

I am a VERY simple person.

Show me black or white and I can tell the difference. Although I DO have problems with shades of gray.

The dirfference is, I can recognize MY problems.

[Lock-n-Load]

It's the Republicans in power now, sooner or later the Democrats will be back...Republican or Democrat, both parties play ball in general...from both sides of the aisle ...the temptation for pork and their avarice of greed for power never ceases, while cunning, devious and unscrupulous lobbyists fatten the politician's coffers...since WW2, the halls of Congress have been venues for ...the sellout of the American people and our constitutional values...members of Congress are set for life with their grandiose pensions and perks while in office...what this country NEEDS is a 3rd party...I vote for the...National Socialism Party...USA needs a huge innoculation of...moral/discipline....to save the Republic!!!