Steroids

[LiquidForce]

Ive been in DEP for about 4 months now.. Leaving sometime in January...
My question is not concerning Boot Camp... But i have a friend who is on juice and leaving to Basic in a week or two... Hes really worried that there going to test him for steroids... So now hes thinking of not even going now.. Im trying to convince him not to leave the DEP... I wanted to get my information straight before I told him to consider what he was doing... My question to you is he going tested for steroids at bootcamp?

Thank You..

[SGT7477]

Basic huh, must be going army?

[NoRemorse]

Tell him to practice saying "Yesss Drill Sarrrrrrgeaaaaaaant!!!" and he'll be fine.

[Fender104]

ha ha Your "friend" I would imagine that would be one of those things that would make you pop on a pee test but im not for certain, I would suggest quilting the steroids and tell him to drink like a gallon of water a day, and still go to boot camp.

your name is Liquid Force too... that's kinda funny .

[thewookie]

Steroids are for p u s s i e s

[fjmas1976]

Is this "friend" really you?

[KawiGunny]

They will pop his arse in the brig. Then he will get a different type of "juice".

Fender104 - Surely you aren't insinuating that drinking a gallon of water a day will get the "juice" out of his system are you?

[NoRemorse]

I would hope he's giving him a suggestion that would cause him to **** his pants at MEPS.

If you think you shouldn't be taking it then you shouldn't be taking it... or he shouldn't be taking it... nor should his fairy grandmother. We don't promise you a rose garden, just lots of rocks to break.

[Wyoming]

Liquid Force - greaaaaat choice of a name, especially talking about steriods.

Oh yeah, does SSgt Ski know of YOUR little issue?

Recruiter's name and rank?

SSGT Ski

Recruiters phone number?

(847)2478545

[Enigmatic]

Wait...847 area code???? You're lucky I'm in Alaska and not back home in Chicagoland.....I'd visit your recruiter in PERSON!

[degenerate138]

Steroids? You know they make your dick smaller, right?

[NoRemorse]

Steroids? You know they make your dick smaller, right?

So does squeezing too hard. Now hit the deck, poolee. We got ways to keep your hands busy.

[BR34]

Steroids don't make your dick smaller...



Just makes you need Viagra to have an erection, enlarges your heart and makes your balls shrivel up and go inside you.

Steroids would be great if there were no side effects..

I hope you not looking forward to having kids, or living past 40,Liquid Farce.

[yellowwing]

Lyle Alzado, one of the fierce Warriors of the dark kick ass Oakland Raiders commenting on steroids:

In 1992, former NFL defensive lineman Lyle Alzado died a very ugly and public death from brain cancer. He blamed the disease on his longtime steroid abuse. Alzado, who played for the Denver Broncos, Cleveland Browns, and L.A. Raiders during his career, was one of the NFL's premiere pass rushers and had embarked on a successful acting career before being diagnosed with the cancer.

Before he passed away, Alzado admitted: "I started taking anabolic steroids in 1969 and never stopped. It was addicting, mentally addicting. Now I'm sick, and I'm scared. Ninety per cent of the athletes I know are on the stuff. We're not born to be 300 lbs or jump 30ft. But all the time I was taking steroids, I knew they were making me play better. I became very violent on the field and off it. I did things only crazy people do. Once a guy sideswiped my car and I beat the hell out of him. Now look at me. My hair's gone, I wobble when I walk and have to hold on to someone for support, and I have trouble remembering things. My last wish? That no one else ever dies this way."

Steroids=Early Death, just ask Lyle Alzado.

[TypeOrange]

Why do you or your "friend" need steroids? You can get the same results without them with a little more hard work and effort. Quit being lazy.