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  1. 05-29-08, 02:45 PM #1
    AmericanJarhead
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    I Just Made Up The Worst Marine Joke Ever:

    Why do Marines always have very clean necks???

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    Scrool down...


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    Becuase we're "Lather-necks"... Sorry

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  2. 05-29-08, 02:46 PM #2
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    wow..unbelivable. Choke yourself lol.

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  3. 05-29-08, 02:51 PM #3
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    All I can say is "okay".

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  4. 05-29-08, 05:42 PM #4
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    OK,,,,, That one ranks with ,,,,,,,,, I'm lost. Maybe it should have been a Knock Knock.

    "Choke yourself"

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  5. 05-29-08, 05:55 PM #5
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    Good initiative, bad judgment!

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  6. 05-29-08, 06:49 PM #6
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    yeah.............you got it right - it's pretty bad. Almost as bad as ...............

    When Tickle Me Elmo was made - how did they know he was a male?

    Because they gave him two test tickles.

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  7. 05-29-08, 07:22 PM #7
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    You're right, pretty bad, lol.

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  8. 05-30-08, 11:06 AM #8
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    Can you tell that joke again in about 10 hours after I had a few beers maybe?

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  9. 05-30-08, 11:16 AM #9
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    No choke yourself with my hand then haze yourself.

    Jim

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  10. 05-30-08, 11:19 AM #10
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    It still a good clean joke.

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  11. 05-30-08, 11:21 AM #11
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    that was bad and I work on a Army Base and hear alot of Marine jokes

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  12. 05-30-08, 11:35 AM #12
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    Don't quit your day job>

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  13. 05-30-08, 01:31 PM #13
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    Feel free to jump on that frag!

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  14. 05-30-08, 05:25 PM #14
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    Ok, Ok,,,,, How 'bout, Bend over and kiss your comedy career goodby.

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  15. 05-30-08, 07:18 PM #15
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    come on everyone give the guy a chance.....maybe its one of those jokes that takes a little time to sink in...come back in here i about 8 months and then see if it still sound ?? uh?....well or lack of a better word...dumb..lol


    be safe

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