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07-10-04, 10:37 PM #31
From the movie; When Harry Met Sally
Harry
Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.
Sally
Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.
Harry
Hey I don't feel great about this but I don't hear anyone complaining.
Sally
Of course not you're out of the door too fast.
Harry
I think they have an OK time.
Sally
How do you know?
Harry
What do you mean how do I know? I know.
Sally
Because they...
Harry
Yes, because they...
Sally
And how do you know that they really...
Harry
What are you saying, that they fake orgasm?
Sally
It's possible.
Harry
Get outta here!
Sally
Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Harry
Well they haven't faked it with me.
Sally
How do you know?
Harry
Because I know.
Sally
Oh, right, that's right, I forgot, you're a man.
Harry
What is that supposed to mean?
Sally
Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and
that most women at one time or another have done it so you do the math.
Harry
You don't think that I could tell the difference?
Sally
No.
Harry
Get outta here.
Sally
Ooo...Oh...Ooo...
Harry
Are you OK?
Sally
Oh...Oh god...Ooo Oh God...Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh God...Oh yeah right there
Oh! Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh...Yes Yes Yes....Oh...Yes Yes Yes
Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh... Oh... Oh God Oh... Oh... Huh...
(Sally finishes, looks at Harry and smiles. Harry looks back, looking a
little uneasy)
Lady from another table
I'll have what she's having.
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07-10-04, 10:51 PM #32
Ahh, my favorite tread.. Rat Patrol
So, how are you suppose to answer her when she asks;
Do you think, my bottoms too big?
Or, do you think, I'm getting fat?
lOL
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07-11-04, 05:46 AM #33
Answer: For marble ya ain't half bad. Better than that Venus babe...if ya know what I mean?
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07-11-04, 08:53 AM #34
Sparrowhawk - just remember that the good Lord gives women a longer life span than men is to reward us and have a little time off......from
Where is my golf shirt?
When did you have it last, dear?
Last Saturday
Did you put it in the wash, dear? Or is it still in your golf bag?
Errrrrrrrrrrr
Honey,are you going to mow the lawn?
The game is on - when it is over
Honey, the kids have a soccer game - you need to drive.
The game is on - when it's over
It is so nice to be here with you, son.,,and the children.
Mom, can you make your special dinner for me?
Of course dear - doesn't that women ever feed you properly?
and on, and on and.......................
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07-11-04, 09:24 AM #35
This is a LOADED question. Which I will leave alone.
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07-12-04, 07:10 AM #36
Here is my response!
When the floods come to take you away, all the skinny women will have floated off and only us well-formed babes will be left!
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08-02-04, 08:50 PM #37
LOL
Originally posted by CAS3
Here is my response!
When the floods come to take you away, all the skinny women will have floated off and only us well-formed babes will be left!
"Only us well-formed babes will be left!"
Hummm, Huuuummmmm, Huuummmmm
HUM, HUM... No I better not... LOL
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08-02-04, 09:24 PM #38
Sparrowhawk, WHY ARE MEN THE WAY THEY ARE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Always wanting to fix something that ain't broke!!!!!!!!!
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08-02-04, 09:27 PM #39
that's an easy one...
Originally posted by nc.gal
Sparrowhawk, WHY ARE MEN THE WAY THEY ARE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Always wanting to fix something that ain't broke!!!!!!!!!
WHY ARE MEN THE WAY THEY ARE?
Because of WIMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
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08-02-04, 09:30 PM #40
Aren't we LOVABLE!!!!!! Will do anything for our man,yeah,right.
signing off now----GOODNIGHT
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08-31-04, 06:16 PM #41
Physiognomy Of Women
It is believed that the body of a woman consists of 32 parts. As the laws of nature, the temperament and habits of a woman vary from one individual to other and so does the body parts.
The beauty of the woman has to be judged on the whole considering all the parts together.
Though 'the beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder' but the different body parts has been defined ideally.
Gnerally, five body parts should be big; they are eyes, nose, knees, breasts and eyebrows. Fingers, nails and body texture should be thin and soft.
Thighs and mouth should be broad and big.
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08-31-04, 06:27 PM #42
Beauty in Women
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes.
Lord Byron
For she was beautiful -- her beauty made
The bright world dim, and everything beside
Seemed like the fleeting image of a shade.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Half light, half shade, She stood,
a sight to make an old man young.
Alfred, Lord Tennyson
The dark night makes every woman beautiful.… In the dark all blemishes are hid, every fault overlooked, that hour makes any woman fair. . . . Do not let too strong a light come into your bedroom. There are in a Beauty a great many things which are enhanced by being seen only in a half-light.
Ovid - Ars Amatoria
This is the female form,
A divine nimbus exhales from it from head to foot,
It attracts with fierce undeniable attraction,
I am drawn by its breath as if I were no more than a helpless vapour,
All falls aside but myself and it,
Books, art, religion, time, the visible and solid earth,
And what was expected of heaven or feared of hell, are now consumed,
Mad filaments, ungovernable shoots play out of it,
The response likewise ungovernable,
Ebb stung by the flow and flow stung by the ebb,
Love-flesh swelling and deliciously aching,
Limitless limpid jets of love hot and enormous,
Quivering jelly of love, white-blow and delirious juice,
Bridegroom night of love working surely and softly into the prostrate dawn,
Undulating into the willing and yielding day,
Lost in the cleave of the clasping and sweet-fleshed day.
Walt Whitman - I Sing The Body Electric
Body of my woman, I will live on through your marvellousness.
My thirst, my desire without end, my wavering road!
Dark river beds down which the eternal thirst is flowing,
And the fatigue is flowing, and the grief without shore.
Pablo Neruda
It is hard, if not impossible, to snub a beautiful woman --
they remain beautiful and the snub recoils.
Winston Churchill
It is better to be first with an ugly woman
than the hundredth with a beauty.
Pearl Buck
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
Helena Rubinstein
There is no such thing as an altogether
ugly woman -- nor altogether beautiful.
Michel Equem de Montaigne
There are many lovely women, but no perfect ones.
Victor Hugo
Beauty is never satisfied with beauty.
Helen gazing in her glass,
framed by lecherous curtains,
the enchanted bed,
knew herself beautiful.
Yet she felt life pass about her.
Kathleen Spivack - Myth-making
I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last, any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me come out strong.
George Bernard Shaw to Mrs Patrick Campbell
Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.
John Donne
Grace was in all her steps, Heaven in her eyes,
in every gesture dignity and love.
John Milton
Charm - it's a sort of bloom on a woman. If you have it, you don't need to have anything else; and if you don't have it, it doesn't much matter what else you have.
J M Barrie - What Every Woman Knows
Charmless beauty can impress me but it does not hold us for long.
It is like a bait that bobs without any hook.
Kapito V. 67
There is only one kind of beauty that can transcend time, and many women possess it. It is, of course, beauty of the spirit that lights the eyes and transforms even a plain woman into a beautiful one. Women with wit, charm and warmth, who are interested in others and forget themselves, and who accept each stage of life gracefully, are the lasting beauties of this world-and the happiest.
Deirdre Budge
True beauty is a message from within.
Raphaella Fox
You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are
beautiful at sixty, it will be your own soul's doing.
Marie Stopes
An angel stood and met my gaze,
Through the low doorway of my tent;
The tent is struck, the vision stays;
I only know she came and went.
James Russell Lowell - She Came and Went
My love in her attire doth show her wit,
It doth so well become her:
For every season she hath dressings fit,
For winter, spring, and summer.
No beauty she doth miss,
When all her robes are on;
But beauty's self she is,
When all her robes are gone.
Anonymous
The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.
The nakedness of woman is the work of God.
William Blake - Marriage of Heaven and Hell
I know a man who, when he saw a woman of striking beauty, praised
the Creator for her. The sight of her lit within him the love of God.
St John Climacus - Quoted in, The New Christian Year
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09-03-04, 08:41 PM #43
Frances reminds me of this hot spanish
girl I knew by the same name. A fisty women that once the door was shut, became a purring kitten... LMAO
Frances downgraded to Category 2 hurricane
Heavy winds knock out power to 90,000 Broward, Palm Beach County and Miami-Dade residents.
Hurricane Frances lost some steam and hesitated off the Florida coast Friday, prolonging the anxiety among the millions evacuated and raising fears of a slow, ruinous drenching over the Labor Day weekend.
The storm, which was downgraded to a Category 2 hurricane, is expected to come ashore with up to 20 inches of rain as early as Saturday afternoon, nearly a day later than earlier predictions.
Frances' sustained winds have dropped to 105 mph with higher gusts and continues to lumber through the Bahamas in a west-northwest direction at 4 mph.
Officials say some fluctuations in intensity are possible during the next 24 hours.
"fuctuations in intensity are possible,"
Yap, reminds me of that lady alright!
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09-03-04, 08:47 PM #44
Memory Lane Cook
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11-28-04, 08:17 PM #45
Humm, its all a conspiracy
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