Woman jailed for testicle attack

[3077India]

Loreena Bobbit remarried!

He must not have known who she was or he was just desperate.

[3077India]

Loreena Bobbit remarried!

The following can be sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies.
> Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named
> John, A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone,
> It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
> She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.
> Penis, that is.
> Clean cut.
> Missed his nuts.
> Well, the next thing you know, there's a Ginsu by
> his side, And Lorena's in the car taken Willie
> for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-
> headed friend, And tossed him out the window as
> she came around the bend.
> Curve, that is.
> Tossed the nub.
> In the shrub.
> She went to the cops and confessed the attack, And
> they called out the hounds just to get his weenie
> back. They sniffed and they barked and they
> pointed, 'over there!' To John Wayne's Henry that
> was waving in the air.
> Found, that is.
> By a fence.
> Evidence.
> Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long,
> So a dick doc said, 'Hey, I can fix that dong!'
> 'A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need'
> And the whole world waited till they heard that
> Johnny peed.
> Whizzed, that is.
> Even seam.
> Straight stream.
> Well he healed and he hardened and he took his
> case to court, With a half-assed lawyer cause his
> assets came up short. They cleared her of assault
> and acquitted him of rape, And his pecker was the
> only thing they didn't show on tape.
> Video, that is.
> Unexposed.
> Case closed.

[bootlace15]

she went fishing for trouser trout and came up with samon eggs.

[jetdawgg]

Couple things, she get 9 months per testicle (the judge must have been a homo or a woman). The guy may not reproduce again, ever.

With the statement that she is 'not a violent person'. She impacts how men think about women. It is easy for us to misunderstand them. Let me see, a punch in the face from her is 'violent' but biting your testicles off is not.

OK

[OLE SARG]

I would like to introduce her to hairball reid, jane fonda kerry, and ms "nutless" murtha!!!!!!!!!!!! None of those pieces of feces need them anyway!!!!!!!!!

SEMPER FI,

[Dave Coup]

Welcome back 10th,

[10thzodiac]

Welcome back 10th,

Dave,

I was in the VA hospital because I thought Sgt Lep screwed my brain up at Leatherneck, it got to the point all I could say was, “The terrorists are coming…”

The doctor asked me my name, and I replied, “The terrorists are coming …”

The doctor decided to remove part of my brain, thinking that would cure it. When the doctor did this, I still said, "The terrorists are coming …”

The doctor figured he did not remove enough of my brain. So, he removed some more, I still only said, “The terrorists are coming …”

The doctor, got p!ssed and decided to take the rest of my brain out. Now, with no brain, I stood up and started singing, "From the halls of Montezuma..."

He said, I‘m okay to go now …

I missed you guys !

[jetdawgg]

Dave,

I was in the VA hospital because I thought Sgt Lep screwed my brain up at Leatherneck, it got to the point all I could say was, “The terrorists are coming…”

The doctor asked me my name, and I replied, “The terrorists are coming …”

The doctor decided to remove part of my brain, thinking that would cure it. When the doctor did this, I still said, "The terrorists are coming …”

The doctor figured he did not remove enough of my brain. So, he removed some more, I still only said, “The terrorists are coming …”

The doctor, got p!ssed and decided to take the rest of my brain out. Now, with no brain, I stood up and started singing, "From the halls of Montezuma..."

He said, I‘m okay to go now …

I missed you guys !

10Z good thing she did not have anything to do with your stay at the VA:



May have been a little different

[10thzodiac]

10Z good thing she did not have anything to do with your stay at the VA:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics...anda-Monti.jpg

May have been a little different

I must confess, I use Viagra (when I'm with two women) getting old, balls still hanging in there

[jetdawgg]

I must confess, I use Viagra (when I'm with two women) getting old, balls still hanging in there

When you go for three use this:



Those 36 hours work out well

[10thzodiac]

When you go for three use this:

https://www.online-pharmacy.cc/images/cialis304.jpg

Those 36 hours work out well

BTDT, my pecker is still sore

[jetdawgg]

BTDT, my pecker is still sore

10Z better than that other Chicago guy:



10z for THREE and he gets fouled

[10thzodiac]

10Z better than that other Chicago guy:

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/S...gamewinner.jpg

10z for THREE and he gets fouled

Maybe someday I'll tell you about Kowloon, maybe even Panama

[bootlace15]

why use pills,theres always monica,they say its always in your head.

bootlace 15 out

[use2b]

now that took balls !