Oatmeal................

[crate78]

This maybe should have been in the Slopchute, but what the heck.

Did any of ya'll hear about the Marine who asked his grandfather the secret to living a long and productive life?

The grandfather replied, "Every morning, eat oatmeal for breakfast. But before you do, sprinkle some gunpowder on it".

The Marine took his grandfather's advice and, year after year, had his oatmeal sprinkled with gunpowder for breakfast. He did, indeed, live a long and productive life. When he finally died at age 94, he left four children, 12 grandchildren, 22 great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the side of the crematorium.

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[slowrider]

LMFAO - thats some funny s**t