Hhhuuummm!!!!!!!!

[OLE SARG]

1. COW

2. THE CONSTITUTION

3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS



COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our

Government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago,

to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And, they

track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate eleven

million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should

give them all a cow.



THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for

Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of

really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.



THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten

Commandments in a courthouse...You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"

"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building

full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work

environment...


SEMPER FI,

[thedrifter]

[jinelson]

[montana]

very funny.....but sadly true

[The1stSgt]

Excellent.

[YLDNDN6]

good stuff!!!

[10thzodiac]

Common sense isn't so common is it ?

[FistFu68]

SEMPER~FI~THAT!ON YOU'R LAST,SARGE!!!10/4~

[konman1]

Funny as hell , too bad its true

[sgt tony]

So true SARG it is so so trure