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07-09-02, 06:40 PM #46
Cook
Cook I know u like this.
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07-09-02, 06:54 PM #47
Had BigCat e-mail me this one....
> > > Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where
> > > women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid
out
> > > in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as
you
> > > ascended
> > > up the floors.
> > >
> > > The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must
> > > choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you
couldn't
> go
> > > back down except to leave the place never to return.
> > >
> > > A couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
> > >
> > > First floor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love
> > > kids." The women read the sign and say, "Well, that's better than not
> > > having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So
up
> > they
> > > go.
> > >
> > > Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and
> > > are extremely good looking." Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder
what's
> > > further up?
> > >
> > > Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
> > > looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women.
> Very
> > > tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they go.
> > >
> > > Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
> > > extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong
> > romantic
> > > streak."
> > >
> > > Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!
> > > So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door says;
> > >
> > > "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are
impossible
> to
> > > please. Goodbye."
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07-09-02, 08:35 PM #48
Here's a game for you heather
You know how to play it.
Most little girls do
I sort of changed it for you....LOL
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07-09-02, 08:45 PM #49
Cook
Run as fast as u can.
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07-10-02, 12:24 AM #50
Sparrowhawk, that was cold...
but very funny! LMAO prmama is such a pretty little thing, though.
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07-10-02, 12:26 AM #51
She doesn't realize....
...that she is entering my little world....
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07-10-02, 12:34 AM #52
a world of strangness....
and hypnotic surealism....
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07-10-02, 12:35 AM #53
A world of tests...
and perceptions....
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07-10-02, 12:38 AM #54
a world where insanity awaits her....
with all it's twists and turns.....
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07-10-02, 12:44 AM #55
A world where absolute focus
is a necessary skill.
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07-10-02, 12:46 AM #56
A world of danger...
...and fear
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07-10-02, 12:49 AM #57
A world where if she's not careful
will reveal thinks amazing to see....
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07-10-02, 12:52 AM #58
A world of organic simplicity...
...bur yet complex in it's workings....
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07-10-02, 12:54 AM #59
A world in a constant state...
..of change.
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07-10-02, 12:59 AM #60
A world where beauty ....
..is obscene....
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