ladies, come on out and play!

[wrbones]

I'm worried about you.

[wrbones]

does that make your heart flutter?

[wrbones]

and I miss you terribly when you aren't around.

[wrbones]

just for you!

[wrbones]

PLEASE COME OUT AND PLAY!

[prmama]

r u lonily hon?


check this out:
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luvs ya hon
heather

[wrbones]

My own mind is plenty of company for me..... Would you like to join my little wotld?

[prmama]

u want to c something hon
this is u when u think it can't get any better

[wrbones]

You be stylin' now!

[wrbones]

in a dream world.

[wrbones]

....in hell.

[wrbones]

"Are my feet too big?"

[prmama]

20- Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
19- Do I look like a freakin' people person?
18- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
17- I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
16- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
15- You! Off my planet!
14- Whatever look you were going for, you missed.
13- Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.
12- I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
11- Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
10- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
9- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
8- A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
7- Adults are just kids who owe money.
6- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
5- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
4- Chaos, panic and disorder -- my work here is done.
3- Does this condom make me look fat?
2- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
1- I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

[wrbones]

...hangs you out to dry.

[wrbones]

...the storm gathers.