crackbutt mountain wins..

[Ed Palmer]

Now they have gotten Oscar Mayer in the movie busness they are coming out with their version of GAY WESTERNS Its realy gonna be a headliner

Its Gonna be called WIENER WRANGLERS

[Ed Palmer]

[Ed Palmer]

I CAN'T STAND THE SILENCE SO I HAVE WENT BACK AND REVISITED THE MOUTAIN
I JUST COULDNT LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE

A SNEAK PREVIEW OF MORE FILMS TO CUM


Buttcrack slammin'

Fudgepack whammin'

"Bunanza"

The backdoor ranger
Barebutt Canyon

Humpback mountain'There's Something About Murray'

'Broked*ck Mountain'

'Gl0ryh0le Road'

'Lord Of The Thighs'

'Dances With Bears'

The Loin King'

'Men In B(l)ack'

'My Big Fat Greek (fill in the blank)'

'Die Hard

'Deep Impact'

'The Humpback Of Notre Dame'

"Fire In The Hole!"

"Rump Riders of the Purple Sage"

"Gentle Perversion"


"Gone in the Hind"

Browneye Mounting

"Some Like It Queer"

"Pattin'"

"Guns of Havabone"

"The Day the Sheep Stood Still"

"This Is Anal Tap"" Boy Toy Story"

"Rode Warrior"

"The Loin in Winter"


High Moon"Rocky Mountain Pitcher Show"

"Catch Me In The Can"

"Bendover in the Grass"

"Mr. Deeds Does the Deed"

"My Fair Laddie"Deep Impact

Rumprider Ridge

Bareback Mounting

Rambutt"

Riding the Skin-Train West to Poopy Town"


The Tightfits

The Horse Tickler

All the Pretty Hosers

Wyatt Slurp

The Adventures of Wild Bill Hardcock

The Ox Incident

Rompaneros

Once Upon a Time in the Closet

The Big Gundown

Behind the Barnyard Door.

Walk a Crooked Mile

Rear Window

Rear View Queer

Buttman Begins

Revenge of the Turds

Pain Within

Deconstructing Harry

Rider man


Homos On The Range

Misfit

Blazing Saddles

Magnificent Seven Inches

Little Big Men

The Good, The Bad, And The Big One

It's Not Dick and Jane

Long Ranger

How The West Was Hung

Broke My Back Mounting Him

[G G Y]

Outstanding. verygood. Can anybody think of more? Lets have them. My Navy man and Marine are geting now.

[Ed Palmer]

Producers of Brokeback Mountain Buy Rights to James Bond Series- Humor PG-13
Free Republic ^ | 29 January 2006 | Rockitz


Posted on 01/30/2006 5:17:21 PM PST by Rockitz


Hollywood (AP)- In an effort to destroy one of the last bastions of machismo in the cinema, the producers of Brokeback Mountain have obtained the rights to the James Bond series and are engaged in the long term development of a number of films based on prior releases of the popular series. Using the formula developed in Oscar-favorite Brokeback Mountain, the producers will introduce the James' Wand 007 collection with the working titles as follows:


1. Dr. Yes, yes, yes. (1962)
2. To Russia With Doug (1963)
3. Goldstinger (1964)
4. Thunderballs (1965)
5. You Only Came Twice (1967)
6. In Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
7. Diamonds Are For Trevor (1971)
8. Give And Let Cry (1973)
9. The Man With The Golden Gun (1974) (Perfect as is)
10. The Guy Who Loved Me (1977)
11. Moonshaker (1979)
12. For Your Guys Only (1981)
13. Octowoosie (1983)
14. A View of His Drill (1985)
15. He's Living in Tights (1987)
16. Licence To Thrill (1989)
17. BrownEye (1995)
18. To Borrow Clever Ties (1997)
19. His Unfurled Was Not Enough (1999)
20. My! Another Gay (2002)
21. Casino Boy Doll (2006)



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[OLE SARG]

What is the world coming to?????? Buttcrack Mountain is nominated for a Academy Award!!!! That's all we need, an academy award winning movie about two faggots falling in love on a campout. As all have stated, DISGUSTING!!!!!!

That's the LEFT, LEFT, Hollywood for ya!!!

SEMPER FI,
OLE SARG

[Ed Palmer]

HEY COWBOY WHERE YA AT WE GONNA REOPEN BUTT CRACK MOUNTAIN

First Time

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."

[USMCmailman]

Bet this makes John Wayne mad as hell.

Who cares what John Wayne thinks? He was never in the service, I think he was in the closet anyway!!!!!!!!

[Ed Palmer]

That's Hollywood for you..

A salesman is visiting Hollywood California and checks into a local motel.
As he was checking out the next morning, the desk clerk noticed that he
looked a bit frazzled.

He asked "Sir was everything O.K. with your room?"

He angrily replies "Was everything O.K.!!! I get woke up at 2:00 in the
morning with this huge cowboy sitting on my chest holding a pistol to my
head who tells me if l don't pleasure him immediately he's gonna blow my
head off!"

The desk clerk is shocked and asks, "What did you do?"

The saleman's reply, "Did you hear any shootin'?"

[killerinstinct]

Yup I think its time for cowboy to turn in his horse and get a new ride

LOL yup like a goat

[Wyoming]

Who cares what John Wayne thinks? He was never in the service, I think he was in the closet anyway!!!!!!!!

Whoa Pilgrim!!

Ole Marine made a comment and then you slammed John Wayne.


Interesting. I need to read more of your posts and see exactly where you lie.

Sempers ...

[drumcorpssnare]

I've always been a big fan of the "Duke", but for what it's worth....his real first name was Marion.
drumcorpssnare