Women in Charge

[LadyLeatherneck]

Well I was only in second gear because you were the
passenger and I grabbed the WRONG handle...ROTFL!!!

[Sixguns]

Sgt T.,

You mean the car was in second gear, she was smoking a cigarette, trying to gas it and release the clutch to get going from the green light that had just changed. Unfortunately, she was also trying to tune in a radio station, apply make up and talk on her cell phone at the same time.

Sixguns

[LadyLeatherneck]

she was smoking a cigarette

HA HA HA...cause you know what??!!!
I DON'T SMOKE!!!

[Sixguns]

Not telling what!!!!


Sixguns

[Sparrowhawk]

A guy took Laura out on her first date.

When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, laura said,

"My mother told me to say no to everything."

"Well," he said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"

"No," the girl replied.

"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?"

"N-n-no," the girl stammered.

"You know," the guy said, "We're going to have a lot of fun if
you're on the level about this."

[CAS3]

I take a little time away from leatherneck and become the brunt of driving jokes.
Well, just so you all know...I have not had a MOVING violation. I may get the occassional parking ticket or going over the white line and having my CUTE picture taken.
I have never endangered MY passengers lives and we all arrive at our destination (EVENTUALLY) (maps are included) safe and sound...sometimes early ( minus the red light things)!


I have seen Bruce driving around Q town!!

[SGT T]

YOU WEARNT SUPPOSED TO TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT OUR SECRET DATE AND WHAT YOU GRABBED.....GEESH NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA MESS AROUND WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING

[Sixguns]

You must have been standing on a street corner down here!!! You couldn't have been driving. I don't remember seeing the blue lights flashing as the MPs pulled you over. Here's a clue... The lights in Q-town don't have cameras, so no sense in standing out there on the corner trying to get your picture taken by a red light camera. I have driven with you and I think we both know who the better driver is!!!


Sixguns

[mpwildes]

lol so how bad does she drive, just typical female driving?