Women in Charge

[mpwildes]

I think Col. Jessup form a few good men sais it best about women in charge. If you don't know what I am talking about hen refer to the movie when they are having lunch on GITMO then you will know.

[Arty101]

... that I think should be in charge!

[LadyLeatherneck]

Come on Arty she isn't the REAL thing!

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by Arty101
Here's a woman...
... that I think should be in charge... that I think should be in charge!

!

I vote for her as this month's Ladyleatherneck.com of the month.


Red head for fireworks....... LOL


Be Still my heart!

[prmama]

Great to be a woman
Reason's why it's great to be a woman


Free drinks.


Free dinners.


Free movies.


Speeding ticket? What's that?


New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.


If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.


If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.


You can sleep your way to the top.


You can sue the President for sexual harassment.


It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.


No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.


Brad Pitt.


No one passes out when you take off your shoes.


Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.


If you forget to shave, no one has to know.


If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.


You have the ability to dress yourself.


If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.


You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.


You can quickly end any fight by crying.


Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.


There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.


You've never had a goatee.


You'll never regret piercing your ears.


You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.


You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.


You get to hate Kathie Lee in the way only another woman truly can.

[LadyLeatherneck]

Speeding ticket? What's that?

Doesn't appy to ALL Women cause I can tell you what
a speeding ticket is...ROTFLMAO!!! ...AND I'll be able
to tell you ALL about traffic school in a couple of weeks

[Sixguns]

LL,

I'm sure you and all the ladies could benefit from this course. All of us men know how you folks drive. Maybe going to traffic school will help you to learn the street signs and other roadway markings that you often ignore. Maybe you will learn that the green light only comes in one shade... it don't get any greener!! Maybe you will refamiliarize yourself with the equipment in the car like the turn signal, brake and accelorator pedal. I know you are well-versed in the Visor-back mirror and stereo. Pay attention in school and maybe you can make the honor roll!!!

Sixguns

[Sixguns]

Her familiarization with equipment includes the backseat!!!! Just thought I would post it before she opened her mouth!

Sixguns

[LadyLeatherneck]

Well just for your marvelous information this is my second
time around to traffic school. First time was back in 1991,
guess I have to do it every 10 years...LMAO!!! Hey I'm a
decent driver, this is only my second ticket in my long 29 years.
Not to bag on anyone but I can atleast get you from
point A to point B safely, and drop you off at the RIGHT 8th & I!!!!
Luv Ya CAS ....ROTFLMAO!!!

[wrbones]

Boys. watch out, LL be looking to have some fun! LOL

[Sixguns]

Did you fail the first time?
Did your teacher have it out for you?
Are you trying to improve your score?


I have you beat! In 20 years of driving, I never had to go to traffic school. We all know that you have only been driving for 10 years. But, if you ask the people who drive behind you, they believe you just got your license. Have fun in traffic school, rookie!!!

Sixguns

[Sparrowhawk]

This is becoming a habit of yours?

Speaking about Crazy Drivers , I member how LL got her ticket, in the first place.


She was driving down the Orange County freeway, when her cell phone rang.

Answering, she heard a friend's voice urgently warning her, "Ladyleatherneck, (everyoen calls her Ladyleatherneck) I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 5. Please be careful!"

"Hun," said Ladyleatherneck , "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"


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[LadyLeatherneck]

You guys are horrible..LOL!!
And the reason I'm going to traffic school
is because I don't want it on my clean driving
record I could of just paid the fine you know!

[Sparrowhawk]

is because you drive FAST!

You already had a clean driving record, cause they couldn't catch you b4

[SGT T]

LL DRIVING FAST LAST TIME I SAW HER DRIVING SHE WAS ONLY IN SECOND GEAR AND THE ENGINE WAS SMOKIN