Click here to fight breast cancer.

[lindagr41]

The Cigna Foundation is donating $1 for every "Click on the Pink Ribbon" (up to $100,000) to fight breast cancer.

This is a simple, and quick way to help a lot of women.

http://www.cignafoundation.org

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[USMC0311]

yep ..feel a titty..that always makes me feel better

hmmm...I have a lump in my pants..

[JAMarine]

Clicked it 10 Times for you Linda.

[Sparrowhawk]

Where's the titty?

I clicked, clicked, clicked all over the place looking for that titty!

LINDA!, no titty, you owe me one!

LMAO

[lindagr41]

USMC0311, ya better put a pink ribbon on it for this thread..or no one but you will touch it.

Rich, WOW been a long time since someone did it ten times for me...Don't hurt yourself.

Cook, :lick:

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[Sophora]

Clicked it twice once for mom, who's considered cured of her breast cancer, and for my sis-in-law' who's in remission.

Guys, ya can't see the titty cuz it's been smushed having a mammogram.

[Sparrowhawk]

Ode to a Mammogram



For years and years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts."
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, and give them monthly tests.

So, I heeded all their warnings.....and protected them by law....
Guarded them very carefully, and always wore a bra.

After 10 years of careful care, the doctor found a lump.
He ordered up a mammogram to look inside that clump.

"Stand up very close," the nurse said, as she got my tit in line,
"And tell me when it hurts," she said. "Ah, yes....that's just fine."

She stepped upon a pedal....I could not believe my eyes,
A plastic plate was pressing down....My boob was in a vice....

My skin was stretched and stretched from way up by my chin,
And my poor tit was being squashed to Swedish pancake thing......

Excruciating pain I felt, within it's vice-like grip,
A prisoner in this vicious thing.....My poor defenseless tit......

"Take a deep breath" she said to me. Who does she think she's kidding?
My chest is smashed in her machine, I can't breathe and woozy I am getting!

"There, that was good" I heard her say, as the room was slowly swaying.
"Now let's get the other one."........"Lord have mercy," I was praying.

It squeezed me from the up and down, it squeezed me from both sides,
I'll bet she never has this done to HER tender little hide.

If I had no problem when I first came in, I surely have one now......
If there had been a cyst in there, it would have popped Ker-Pow!

This machine was made by a MAN, of this I have no doubt.....
I'd like to get his balls in there.....for months he'd go WITHOUT!

[Sophora]

LMAO Sparrow...so verry true!! Back a few yrs they use to stick this little metle bead on the end of the nipple so it would show on the film...I know THAT was invented by a man..would have to stretch my boob have across the room before the adhesive on the patch holding it came off :[

[Sparrowhawk]

Want me to kiss it to make it feel better?

[firstsgtmike]

Linda,

I have a browser that will open windows simultaneously. It took me less than 5 minutes to set it up, open 50 windows and click the ribbon.

Then I felt like it was cheating, so I wrote another check to the American Cancer Society in memory of my wife.

Thank you for reminding me.

Semper Fi

[Sophora]

LOL Sparrow...thata be kissing below the belt :P

\/ \/ <---- ole lady boobies (after mammogram)

[USMC0311]

Originally posted by lindagr41
USMC0311, ya better put a pink ribbon on it for this thread..or no one but you will touch it.

WOW been a long time someone did it ten times for me...Don't hurt yourself.

Cook,

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just tryin to say Linda....feelin boobies makes my banana dance.

I know where thr pink ribbins be toooo

good post Girl..

[lindagr41]

Janine, Glad to hear about your Mom and Sister-in-law.

Firstsgtmike, So sorry about your wife. My family has been so blessed. No one in my family has ever had cancer. Someday I pray no one will.

Thanks Joe.

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[Kegler300]

Done deal. Like staying "abreast" of these situations.

U.U

[lakers]

SEVERAL MORE CLICKS FROM ME IN MEMORY OF MY MAMA WHO DIED OF BREAST CANCER. ALSO I SENT THIS LINK TO SEVERAL FRIENDS WHO WILL CLICK AND PASS IT ON. THANKS AGAIN LINDA, EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE AWARE OF THIS.
LISA