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12-20-04, 01:28 PM #1
NEW 11 General Orders for Marines
Found on another board:
DRINKERS GENERAL ORDERS!!!
1. To take charge of this table and all drinks within reach.
2. To walk quickly to and from the head to prevent serious interference with drinking.
3. To report all soda drinkers to the manager.
4. To repeat all calls for refills for comrades too far gone to hear it for themselves.
5. To quit my table only when satisfied there is no more to alcohol to drink.
6. To receive, put away, or pass on to anyone who can handle them, all shots from the bartender, waitress, cooks, dishwashers, and all helpers of the bar for that matter.
7. To talk to no one who drinks soft drinks.
8. To give the alarm in case of "last call" so that all present may get the maximum benefit from the time remaining.
9. To call long and loud if the drinks seem to be coming too slowly.
10. To salute all Bourbon, Scotch, and Gin not corked.
11. To be espically watchful for nights that the drinks are free, and during the times that the liquors are running short, to challenge anyone who seems to be getting more drunk than I am.
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12-20-04, 01:30 PM #2
Get some!
These will will posted immediatley!
Semper Fi,
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12-20-04, 02:09 PM #3
Engraved on the mirror of our favorite Irish pub, "This Establishment Promptly Closes at 2 AM. If You Haven't Had Enough to Drink By Then, the Management Feels That You Weren't Trying Hard Enough!"
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12-20-04, 04:34 PM #4
ya can't drink all day unless ya start in the morning.
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12-20-04, 04:44 PM #5
I love my uncle's bar. The sign reads: "Jack's Bar....Liquor in front, poker in the rear!"
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12-21-04, 09:56 PM #6
Now those are some I can definately live by.. WOO HOO
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