Happy Birthday, Billy (AKA: Mongoose)

[USMC 2571]

I asked Billy what he wanted for his birthday, and, see above photo, he wants a new pole. That one broke three times last week and is just about worn out. He would appreciate a collection of ours to replace it, but he'll make do with this one for now. Otherwise, he had a great birthday day.

[Hammer]

I've been out of touch for the past three(3) weeks and without a computer; however I
returned today and saw this thread. If anyone deserves a birthday thread it's Billy.

Billy is the inventor of crotch less panties, because he ate all the crotch's out of every
pair of panties he ever did the dance with. He ate so many that he became an institution,
. So Billy, please accept this belated Happy Birthday wish from your partner in crime!

Hammer

[m14ed]

Now, just look at that immage,,, can't tell if'n them's man boobs or
a female with a flat chest,, and look at the meat flap dangling one side
and the other glued to the side,,,,,

IF Billy wanted Him/her,,,,It'd probibly be for a LIFE RAFT there in them
TEXAS FLOOD WATERS.....

"Just Sayin' "

[FistFu68]

Yessir I heard that...whatEv the F**K "IT" is ? Enough 2 choke a Maggot...Dave You are a Sick Puppy

[USMC 2571]

Thank you, Jack.

[Hammer]

I heard that Billy has a contract with Victoria Secrets to test their crotchless panties, since he was the inventor, and they have to pay him royalties. He also has a recycling company for used panties, and sells them as "Used" only.

[Mongoose]

Leave it up to Dave to bring up my past escapades. I do wonder though, why he keeps my old picture? And yes Mitch....I was in an institution. It was the low point of my life. Thanks for bringing up bad memories. However, my time in the mental institution was a blessing in disguise. It was were during one of my out of body experiences, that I found out I was a Lesbian. I hid that part until my brother Bloop talked me out of the closet. Oh well, it is what it is. Dave, no one pays any attention to you or Mitch. I mean, look at you! You go around defending hard corps criminals. Getting them back on the street to kill, rape, and beat up old women again. What about Mitch.....what can you say about a man whose only friend is PJones. He was banned from his own high school reunion. The Doctor who delivered Mitch.....committed suicide the same day. Thanks to all my Marine brothers for the birthday wishes.

[USMC 2571]

soooo Mongoose admits that he is the one in the photo......and is so modest about not asking us for donations to replace the pole.

[McT ontheRock71]

Howdy, and Happy Belated Birthday Billy, I hope that those floods from "Hurricane Patricia" passed over you out there in West Texas. In any case here's hoping that it was a day for you to remember.
Sempers,
Ken

[Mistybluelady]

Happy birthday Mongoose......

[ChuckH]

Billy, everyone always forgets my BD cuz everyone is toasting yours the day before mine. LOL

[Mongoose]

Chuck, happy Birthday brother. But I only had a few birthday wishes on facebook.....you had about 2,000 on facebook. Your a great friend and a hell of a diver.

[ChuckH]

Chuck, happy Birthday brother. But I only had a few birthday wishes on facebook.....you had about 2,000 on facebook. Your a great friend and a hell of a diver.

I dont think me posting Happy Birthday to myself counts... LOL
Thanks for the kind words brother..

[HM3 Doc Wilder]

​Happy Belated Birthday Mongoose.Hope your Good and your Birthday is Great.Have Fun and Celebrate Large my Brother.