Updated ID Card

[Apache]

Went to WPAFB this week to update my ID

A young Airman took me to his cubicle and we proceeded with the mission.
Came time to open the plastic and seal the ID card.
Airman was having small opportunity with opening the sleeve .
Airman said "it won't open !"
My response was must be related to a wife.

I thought the Airman would fall off his chair laughing

[Quinbo]

I'm trying to think of something random and funny to say and coming up blank