Back in the day before "STRESS CARDS" came to be, we marines dealt with stress in our own way, much of the time drinking! So here is my own version of the USMC STRESS CARD!!

U= Unknown warrior
S= Sharpshooter
M= Mean Green Machine
C= Captains Mast

S= Sex on the Beach
T= Tequila
R= Radioactive Long Island Iced Tea
E= Escape Route
S= Silver Bullet
S= Sandbar Sleeper

C= Captain Jack Sparrow
A= Alabama Slammer Shooter
R= Russian Kamikaze
D= Death Wish

Now this is how we dealt with stress! (LOL)