Commissioning gift

[tdrt]

What would be an appropriate gift for commissioning ceremony for Navy Ensign?

[SGT7477]

Marine K-Bar,lol,Semper Fidelis.

[LandsNGrooves]

a ergonomic keyboard and a automatic fitrep generator program.

[Old Marine]

A bayonet, because that will be one less that the squids will have to appropriate from a Marine.

[Zulu 36]

A good LPO to keep his azz out of trouble until he makes j.g.

[Phantom Blooper]

A nautical clock....that sounds the bells....so he knows.....how many times he is going to get screwed on watch and being the quarterdeck officer in a liberty port if he is on a ship.

[tdrt]

I tried for 4 years to get him to take the Marine option, but nope. Dumbass had to go Navy.

[Integrity57]

A good LPO to keep his azz out of trouble until he makes j.g.

Definetly agree with that statement, although if you got him a good Chief he'd never screw up.