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    They live among us...

    I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.

    Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.

    She said, 'you gave me too much money.'

    I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.'

    She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.

    I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.'

    The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.

    Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
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    We had to have the garage door repaired.

    The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.

    I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.

    He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'

    I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'

    We haven't used that repairman since...
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    I live in a semi rural area.

    We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.

    The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
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    IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.

    My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.

    She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'

    He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
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    I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,

    'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

    To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

    He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
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    The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.

    I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.

    She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.

    I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

    Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

    She is a government employee.....
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    When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.

    We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.

    As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

    ‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'

    His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

    STAY ALERT!

    They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…....


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    Some years ago when we still lived in Michigan, my Ex took the kids to an evening church event. She swung through a Burger King drive-thru and ordered a couple of Whoppers. She asked the girl at the window if they could cut the burgers into quarters. The girl asked, "Two or four quarters?" Even my youngest daughter, a kindergartener at the time said, "Huh?" That is still a family joke when we go to a drive-through.


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    One time I argued with an idiot that told me he was full blood Indian. I told him he didn't look like he was full blooded. He informed me his Dad and Mom were both half Indian, which made him full blooded.


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    It should be mandatory that in order to graduate high school, you have to work one year in a retail environment. The number of stupid people out there is terrifying.


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    They say the average person is stupid, and half of them are stupider than that!


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    She swung through a Burger King drive-thru and ordered a couple of Whoppers. She asked the girl at the window if they could cut the burgers into quarters.


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    Padilla.....you are a classic example of this topic.....thanks for your support......


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