Menthol Cigaretts to be banned by Biden Admin.....they target black people..... - Page 2
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    Squad Leader Platinum Member Zulu 36's Avatar
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    Good point, Billy. How many years in prison? 5, 10?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zulu 36 View Post
    Good point, Billy. How many years in prison? 5, 10?
    Chris....like our present judicial system, it would depend on the circumstances. For instance, is your Cow has no previous Fart convictions.....probation would be recommended. That being said, "Farting for attention", you know farting, then looking around to see the other Cows reaction would be a class 3 felony. "Farting by Motion", you know, getting bumped hard by another Cow and passing gas, would be a probable fine. "Dietary Farting", you know, bad grass, moldy cubes, and no salt lick, would be grounds to give PETA a search warrant to gather evidence on the owner for Cattle Abuse resulting in extreme Gas emission. Class 1 Felony is defined as per-meditated farting while shetting. Some refer to this intentional act as "Cow Paddy Bombing" and can result in immediate extradition to a processing plant. California has recently enacted the "3 Farts, Your out, Law".


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    Billy, you just outdid yourself.That was excellent .


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    Biden SHOULD outlaw STUPIDITY, but then he and his entire party / base would be in jail forever....

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