Oh My Kevlar Patch Hurts!

[Cpl Heglar]

One fine afternoon, One of my many daughters was up on the back of the couch. She jumped up bounced off the cushion and bounced off of the left side of my belly. The next day when I took my shirt off my wife exclaimed" My God Kevin what happened to your stomach." I looked down and I had a perfect black foot print, wish I would have taken a picture. Any way my belly button or Naval started to grow and after 2.5 months it was 3 inches long. I went and had a hernia sugery and moved my rock garden yesterday to our new house.

I have came to the realization I am not as young as I use to be, But the best thing is I DO NOT NEED VIAGRA!.

Yea for me!

[AKA HITMAN]

One fine afternoon, One of my many daughters was up on the back of the couch. She jumped up bounced off the cushion and bounced off of the left side of my belly. The next day when I took my shirt off my wife exclaimed" My God Kevin what happened to your stomach." I looked down and I had a perfect black foot print, wish I would have taken a picture. Any way my belly button or Naval started to grow and after 2.5 months it was 3 inches long. I went and had a hernia sugery and moved my rock garden yesterday to our new house.

I have came to the realization I am not as young as I use to be, But the best thing is I DO NOT NEED VIAGRA!.

Yea for me!

Viagra has no usage in the HITMAN household....if and when I find it neccessary to peruse the hairy end of Ms. Hitman's gut, I call in a crane for a 10 minute bonding with the Missuss....

[Cpl Heglar]

Viagra has no usage in the HITMAN household....if and when I find it neccessary to peruse the hairy end of Ms. Hitman's gut, I call in a crane for a 10 minute bonding with the Missuss....

That my friend is way 2 funny!