Osotogary
07-19-08, 02:20 AM
Motorcycle crashes into home.
That's right a motorcycle just crashed into the home I live not more than 0ne hour ago.
Heard the motorcycle, heard the crash, figured it hit either a tree or a car in our driveway or the neighbors front yard....but nooo, the bike crashed into a cosmetic pole on the porch, knocked it down and then into a wood and cast iron bench! Sheeeeit! I went outside to check for injuries. Heard someone say,"I'll pay for the damage." Saw a young kid, no more than four feet tall moving up and about. I went back into the house to get my camera and somehow they managed to pull the bike back from the bushes and off the porch, start the bike (dammm electric starters) and drive across the meridian to never-never land. The police got here and scanned the neighborhood. I had them take a look at all the untouched damage and guess what was found? I frikken cell phone. How about that? Someones azz is going to be grass. They were probably scared sheetless and, frankly lucky to have escaped without any serious injury. They are probably still in shock especially when they discover the missing cell phone.
That's about it. I guess this is too early to log into the Morning Zephyr. Adios, for now.
Gary
That's right a motorcycle just crashed into the home I live not more than 0ne hour ago.
Heard the motorcycle, heard the crash, figured it hit either a tree or a car in our driveway or the neighbors front yard....but nooo, the bike crashed into a cosmetic pole on the porch, knocked it down and then into a wood and cast iron bench! Sheeeeit! I went outside to check for injuries. Heard someone say,"I'll pay for the damage." Saw a young kid, no more than four feet tall moving up and about. I went back into the house to get my camera and somehow they managed to pull the bike back from the bushes and off the porch, start the bike (dammm electric starters) and drive across the meridian to never-never land. The police got here and scanned the neighborhood. I had them take a look at all the untouched damage and guess what was found? I frikken cell phone. How about that? Someones azz is going to be grass. They were probably scared sheetless and, frankly lucky to have escaped without any serious injury. They are probably still in shock especially when they discover the missing cell phone.
That's about it. I guess this is too early to log into the Morning Zephyr. Adios, for now.
Gary