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thedrifter
03-03-03, 03:30 PM
Posted on Sun, Mar. 02, 2003

Chickens pressed into service to help Marines
By PATRICK PETERSON
Knight Ridder Newspapers

CAMP MATILDA, Kuwait - The Marines here have done everything possible to prepare for chemical attacks. Each carries a gas mask. Each has an automatic dispenser that will inject an antidote to chemical weapons.

Now they're bringing in the chickens. If only the birds will live long enough to die.

"They will be like the proverbial canary in the coal mine," said Lt. Col. Rob Abbott, commander of the 3rd Assault Amphibian Battalion from Camp Pendleton, Calif., which has set up camp in the Kuwaiti desert awaiting further orders.

"If they're alive, we're pretty safe," said Chief Warrant Officer Joe Santos, 33, of El Paso, Texas. If they die, well, fear a chemical attack. Maybe.

Unfortunately, all but one of the chickens in the first shipment died within the first week, before they could be pressed into service. The chickens were housed in a cage made of wire covered with camouflage netting, but they refused to eat. Santos thinks they arrived sick. "They were already dying," he said.

More chickens have been ordered, and Santos remains confident that they'll provide an important added layer of protection. Santos, who has 15 years' experience in nuclear, chemical and biological warfare with the Marine Corps, said soldiers brought in chickens on their own in the 1991 Persian Gulf War.

In that conflict, the Iraqis set fire to oil fields. Oil well fires give off hydrogen sulfide, which is a component of mustard gas, Abbott noted. As a result, some units in the Gulf War "thought we were contaminated, but we weren't."

A live chicken would help quell those fears.

And no apologies to those who might think it's cruel to put the birds in harm's way.

Said Santos: "It's the chickens or me."

Sempers,

Roger

SHOOTER1
03-03-03, 08:52 PM
Id rather use some of the protestors,It would be more fun.

eddief
03-04-03, 05:20 PM
I'd like to press some Chicken Hawks into service. I wish I could air drop O'reilly,Hannity, and Rush into Bagdad ! It's easy for them to be hawkish from the comfort of their radio studio.

Roberto T. Cast
03-04-03, 07:25 PM
Let air drop into Bagdad all the news people of the Fox News Channel. They claim fair and balance news. They make me laugh just like Rush.

:marine:

Barndog
03-04-03, 09:05 PM
That's a helluva idea.

Theres some S*** H** NCO Leadership training for ya.

wrbones
03-04-03, 09:39 PM
I guess Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw and them get a free ride?

:banana:

greensideout
03-04-03, 11:44 PM
LMAO @ wrbones!

Would they please go away! Chicken style!

Roberto T. Cast
03-05-03, 09:30 AM
Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw are true patriots. I can not say that about the Fox News Channel newspeople. They attack everybody and everything. They want to portray themselves as saintly right doers.

:marine: