semperfiman
04-14-07, 02:08 PM
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any
woman other than his wife, naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does.
So next Sunday, at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.
.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists,
and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women
other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-
pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out > terrorists, and applauds your participation in this anti-
terrorist activity.
God bless America ,
and
GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
woman other than his wife, naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does.
So next Sunday, at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.
.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists,
and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women
other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-
pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out > terrorists, and applauds your participation in this anti-
terrorist activity.
God bless America ,
and
GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.