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thedrifter
02-10-07, 10:25 AM
Hell's Jukebox
AM Radio
What music do they have to endure in hell? What do the eternally damned listen to?
What is the worst song you ever heard?
To start things off, I will nominate "Seasons In The Sun" by Terry Jacks.
For those who do not remember the chorus is:
We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time......
Ellie
;)
bigdog43701
02-10-07, 10:46 AM
how about "afternoon delight"
yellowwing
02-10-07, 10:48 AM
Someone left my cake out in the rain...WTF?
thedrifter
02-10-07, 10:50 AM
;)
"Afternoon Delight" is a 1976 hit song by the Starland Vocal Band, written by Bill Danoff, featuring close harmony and sexually suggestive lyrics. It became a number-one U.S. Billboard Hot 100 single on July 10, 1976. Some critics have suggested the song has since become a shorthand for the excesses of the 70s, as well as soft rock.
Afternoon Delight
( Starland Vocal Band )
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight!
Yummy, yummy, yummy I got love in my tummy ,and ANYTHING else those idiots did!
thedrifter
02-10-07, 11:00 AM
Yummy, yummy, yummy I got love in my tummy ,and ANYTHING else those idiots did!
:D
Another One in my books is Puppy Love (Donny Osmond)
Ellie
:D
Another One in my books is Puppy Love (Donny Osmond)
Ellie
The best part was watching Donny and Marie smooch (almost) when doing love songs.:scared:
yellowwing
02-10-07, 11:29 AM
I remember when they had their own Variety Hour. Anyone else remember John Denver, Bobby Goldsboro? Who was the guy that could imitate a cricket?
The1stSgt
02-10-07, 11:42 AM
How about "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" by Tiny Tim.
What a fruitcake that guy was/is (?).
I remember when they had their own Variety Hour. Anyone else remember John Denver, Bobby Goldsboro? Who was the guy that could imitate a cricket?
We've been trying to FORGET them for over 30 yrs.!!:sick:
I'm kinda sorry I ever checked this thread-all those horrid fu(king songs will be going through my head over and over all weekend!
:(
yellowwing
02-10-07, 11:53 AM
O weemma whap O weema wap, we dee dee the freakin lion sleeps tonight! 'cause some jarhead is going to crush his nasty head on the morrow~
Copy Right 2007 Yellowwing Press.
YLDNDN6
02-10-07, 12:24 PM
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam, do the jitterbug in muskrat land
Sam says to suzie, looks prety easy.....
Captain and Tennille......barf!!!
ggyoung
02-10-07, 01:01 PM
I wish I could remember the Marines verison og SSgt. Berry Stradler(sp) The Pimk Hat. Any one remember?
garryh123
02-10-07, 01:18 PM
Don't forget -We Built This City- by the starship and
Video killed the radio star
Pure torture
Osotogary
02-10-07, 01:22 PM
"My bucket has got a hole in it" by Ricky Nelson of Ozzie and Harriet fame.
My bucket has got a hole in it
My bucket has got a hole in it
My bucket has got a hole in it
It don't work no more.
Of coarse it doesn't, you dipsh*t! (He did make money off of it.)
My absolute worst is "If your going to San Francisco be sure to wear flowers in your hair.
If your going to San Francisco there will be a love in there."
Scott McKenzie
What a bunch of bullsh*t. Guys wearing flowers in their hair always seemed rather odd under any circumstances unless to camouflage(?)
YLDNDN6
02-10-07, 01:25 PM
Bay City Rollers, Rick Springfield, anything by a yodeling cowboy!!!
YLDNDN6
02-10-07, 01:36 PM
Almost forgot Leo Sayer