View Full Version : OldTop "William" is recuperating after surgery for a broken neck......
Mongoose
01-24-21, 05:15 AM
I talked to OldTop yesterday. He is healing after surgery for a broken neck. He will be back on L.N. in a couple of weeks. He asked me to relay his words "Semper Fi" to all his L.N. Brothers. I won't elaborate on what happened to him, he can do that when he returns. However, he did want me to warn you older than dirt Marines, to think twice before having Kinky sex with a 350 lb. drunk Black Woman.
Cpl Keller
01-24-21, 08:09 AM
Thanks for the update. I had been wondering where he was, and hoping he was okay.
advanced
01-24-21, 08:40 AM
I've told William time and time again, with those types of woman he should always get on top, and more importantly stay there. Please don't ask me how I know.
chulaivet1966
01-24-21, 12:27 PM
Holy sheet....
I'm very sorry to hear that.
I'm hoping you get well quick Brother William.
Please do come back and give us the positive sitrep we're all hoping for.
Semper Fi.
USMC 2571
01-24-21, 01:58 PM
Get well soon, William.
talked to OldTop yesterday. He will be back on L.N. in a couple of weeks.
he did want me to warn you older than dirt Marines, to think twice before having Kinky sex with a 350 lb. drunk Black Woman
The last 'Oldtop' & I were sippin-sudz, he'd said
he had a hankering to stop and get screwed @
" Grannys-*****house" ( There used to be highway signs for Grannys' all cross the country - jest like,
Burma-Shaves....
I told him not to try and kiss-dah-bytch when and IF
he did try and ride a SISTAH.....
like mongoose sayz -
Oldtop might just tell the rest of his want/wish/dream/
about the sistah-
ima wondering iffin he took and wore his boots,spurs, and ridding crop/swager stick -
IFFIN he did - betcha that'll be in his update
irpat54
01-26-21, 01:25 PM
I talked to OldTop yesterday. He is healing after surgery for a broken neck. He will be back on L.N. in a couple of weeks. He asked me to relay his words "Semper Fi" to all his L.N. Brothers. I won't elaborate on what happened to him, he can do that when he returns. However, he did want me to warn you older than dirt Marines, to think twice before having Kinky sex with a 350 lb. drunk Black Woman.
She says, "and your next, Billy"
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FoxtrotOscar
01-26-21, 03:48 PM
I sent all of your wishes to OT on the cell... He's doing well...
advanced
01-26-21, 07:45 PM
Great! S/F OT
irpat54
01-26-21, 08:00 PM
Outstanding...
Cpl Keller
01-27-21, 01:37 PM
Hopefully he'll be back soon!
FoxtrotOscar
01-28-21, 04:59 PM
OT wanted all to know he's very appreciative of your well wishes, he's in good spirits and hopes to be back soon...
Mongoose
01-29-21, 05:40 AM
Glad he's doing good. Mike, you might ask Oldtop if he want's Russ to stand in for him as "Panty Sniffer in Chief" while he recuperates. Cpl Keller volunteered, but, said he didn't have near about the sniffing experience, not to mention the Diversity that #1 had...... just saying....
SureDo hope he gets back
before i remember all about the
time OT was mocking his hound-dog,
licking hiz zone knutz, N near broke
hiz neck then when his leg slipped-......
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Thatza promise
HI GANG.... I'm BAAAAACK... it's good to be back... short story is that I woke up the day after Thanksgiving and could not maintain my balance... went to the new VA hospital and got an MRI, which revealed a fractured neck at C3, 4, 5, 6 and7. I was admitted instantly... since their surgical unit is not up yet, I waited 10 days before a bed was available at Tulane Medical Center. I finally was transferred on Dec 8, and operated on Dec 9...The surgery was successful, but now I have to go through some extensive therapy to completely regain my balance, so I am basically learning to walk again. I also still have some numbness in my arms and hands, which will likely continue for a while. I am healed on the outside, but not on the inside, which is likely to take 6 to 8 months... at any rate, I'm home now, and finally had internet access installed... I'm also "officially" retired as of 01-31-2021... My thanks to all of my USMC / LEATHERNECK BROTHERS and SISTERS for their well wishes and concerns it truly means a lot to me....
USMC 2571
02-05-21, 09:11 AM
Welcome back, William!!!
USMC 2571
02-05-21, 09:23 AM
Just saw that comment about retirement....congratulations
advanced
02-05-21, 10:01 AM
Good to see you William. Down here in Venice, FL where they still practice the high wire, they use a long stick (15' or so) on the wire to get their balance back. I think this might work for you.
sorry Russ, I probably would have fallen off that even BEFORE this escapade... I'd still like to know exactly WHAT caused this whole thing, but I guess that ....30 in the Corps, and 16 in the projects was enough to wreck anyone's back... and the surgeon says my back is well and truly F'ed from C3 in my neck to my tailbone.....
Mongoose
02-05-21, 03:16 PM
William, I don't think that losing your balance would affect Russ that much.....I mean he's been drunk ever since 1970.....
Welcome home Top!
Take care and don't get to confident for a while take it easy!
I had fusion in 86 on C-5 C-6 C-7........Good to have you back!
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Sorry TOP ...
I put that note in there soZ
mongoose wouldn't ask about
monkeys N bananas- N how
far they can swing from the
limbs-
Russ wuz tellin' bout the
? Flying whalendah'z ????
they fall off - get back on - n
give it another go......
B iggest
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D emocrats
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Zulu 36
02-06-21, 07:14 AM
Welcome back, OldTop. That is certainly an unusual thing to happen to anyone's neck. I hope your spine heals up OK.
thank Chris, I haven't a clue for sure, but maybe it's just "old age" creeping up on me.. I keep trying to run away from it, but sometimes it manages to catch up to me..... thanks for the "education" Ed.... think I'll go have a banana now.....
Cpl Keller
02-06-21, 08:48 AM
Welcome back brother, your insights have been missed.
Congrats on the retirement.
Now that you're retired, are you going to be moving in with Billy so you two can start building the "compound"?
Mongoose
02-07-21, 07:38 AM
William, our LN Sweetheart, Kim.....asked me to tell you she is happy your feeling well and back on LN. We all love our Kimmer.....see also wanted me to inform you that she is sending you a years supply of Mycoxafloppin as a get well gift. She said to hang in there.....and that she sends her Love.....
Mistybluelady
02-09-21, 05:41 PM
Well dang....wishing you a speedy recovery Top. Prayers from the north....
thanks Misty, I'm getting better, but it's slow going... in any case, welcome back, and don't stay away so long....
Mistybluelady
02-11-21, 05:25 AM
Top! So glad your on the mend.....saying a little prayer for you each day ....