Heaven? Marine Corps?

[oorahjustin]

Is there a Marine Corps in Heaven?

[Quinbo]

There was a reporter that was traveling through various military bases and taking notes. As he went from Army and Navy and Air Force bases he noted in the e club there was a golden phone with a sign that said talk to God $100 a minute. When he went on the Marine base sure enough there in the e-club was a golden phone. Sign said talk to God .25 cents. A little confused he asked an old gunny about the difference. Why $100 a minute every where else but just .25 cents for as long as you want here? That's easy says the gunny .... it's a local call from here.

[Tun Tavern]

If the Army and the Navy
Every look on Heaven's scenes
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines

And so it is written...

[YourPhoneIsMine]

as long as there's a beer volcano and stripper factory I'll be happy

[gkmoz]

as long as there's a beer volcano and stripper factory I'll be happy




Fatty.. .Fatty ............ You and Kierkegaard would NEVER be happy there regardless if beer and strippers were !
You get agida with talking to Christians down here, imagine all the angst you can muster x 20-30 million, that would be you two in heaven ? but that is only a guess on my part ? it could be even more ! S/F Moz :D

[SGT7477]

Sure there is, a Marines duty never ends, Semper Fidelis.

[Theoldgunny]

if u have luck u could be sgt of the guard

[SGT7477]

if u have luck u could be sgt of the guard
:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:, Semper Fidelis.

[Burke7051]

as long as there's a beer volcano and stripper factory I'll be happy

:thumbup::thumbup:

[YourPhoneIsMine]

More info in order to examine the evidence, go to Marine Inspirational Stories for links

Everyone's going to spend eternity somewhere. The question is, Where? and why? and how?

this is an opinion, though. there's no evidence of a heaven



Sure there is, a Marines duty never ends, Semper Fidelis.


sure it does. EAS baby, you can't stop time



Fatty.. .Fatty ............ You and Kierkegaard would NEVER be happy there regardless if beer and strippers were !
You get agida with talking to Christians down here, imagine all the angst you can muster x 20-30 million, that would be you two in heaven ? but that is only a guess on my part ? it could be even more ! S/F Moz :D


perhaps I should explain. the beer volcanoes and stripper factories are detailed in the gospel of the one true god, the almighty FSM, as aspects of his noodliness's paradise

hell is similar but the beer is flat and all the strippers have stds

[tripledog]

Is this where we are supposed to say "source" ???

[YourPhoneIsMine]

Of course not, no evidence at all LOL
That's why I cited those websites under Marine Inspirational Stories.
I didn't make that stuff up. 2.1 billion folks believe it, massive evidence, but hey, guess there's not much to it after all.
Gotta love it. Always goes something like this:
Question: Do you believe in Christianity?
Answer: No
Question: Ever looked into it?
Answer: Not even for ten minutes. Can't be bothered.
Question: Thanks. Guess that proves it to be untrue, no further questions

Not quite. For starters you're right, no evidence at all. 2.1 billion people believing something without evidence just makes 2.1 billion people wrong, it doesn't add any validity to the idea.

And I've looked quite deeply into christianity. Evidence has yet to be found. Hurf durf. This is a silly thread in the first place so I don't feel bad about hijacking it since it has nothing to do with helping poolees with their recruiting questions.

[VictoryttBold]

:iwo:He successfully trolled everyone again. I think I'm going to start a thread to keep count of how many times Fatty trolls people. My guess is he's way out in front.

[chulaivet1966]

Hmmm.....seems to me this should have been posted in the 'Inspirational' forum since it's about personal religious philosophy.

[YourPhoneIsMine]

:iwo:He successfully trolled everyone again. I think I'm going to start a thread to keep count of how many times Fatty trolls people. My guess is he's way out in front.

way out in front

although technically this entire thread was probably a troll so I'm in fact responding to the troll bait

[chulaivet1966]

way out in front

although technically this entire thread was probably a troll so I'm in fact responding to the troll bait

I'm far too new here to know the 'troll' bait posters are and I don't have a religious bone in my body.

A good day to all...

[VictoryttBold]

way out in front

although technically this entire thread was probably a troll so I'm in fact responding to the troll bait

:iwo:True, he drew them in and you mowed them down.

[DanTheMan B]

Is there a Marine Corps in Heaven?

No

~Dan

[Marine84]

There had better be or I ain't pulling Guard Duty at no gate!