Disqualified because of hemroids? - Marine Corps Community for USMC Marine Veterans

trancemasta · 11-28-09, 12:22 PM

Can you be DQd from joining due to hemroids?

thewookie · 11-28-09, 12:30 PM

Are they currently hanging out of your a$$?

trancemasta · 11-28-09, 12:52 PM

no it's internal

thewookie · 11-28-09, 12:57 PM

I'm no doctor, but I think you'll be okay. You got a little red stuff on your poopy? Hemorrhoids usually are not dangerous or life threatening. One of the causes of internal hemorrhoids is anal sex: good luck with that. Just saying...

http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddise...s/hemorrhoids/

trancemasta · 11-28-09, 01:03 PM

lmao oh man that had me laughing. But I got mine due to stressing on the toilet. But do they ask you at MEPS? Do you even have to mention it or will they be able to tell when they have you bend over? Also can you use preparation H at boot camp? DO they sell it at the PX

SGT7477 · 11-28-09, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thewookie

I'm no doctor, but I think you'll be okay. You got a little red stuff on your poopy? Hemorrhoids usually are not dangerous or life threatening. One of the causes of internal hemorrhoids is anal sex: good luck with that. Just saying...

http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddise...s/hemorrhoids/

LMFAO,

Kegler300 · 11-28-09, 02:45 PM

Going to field, combat, etc., and eating MRE's and not shitting for days won't help...

Sgt Leprechaun · 11-28-09, 06:02 PM

Worst......thread.....ever....

FYI unless they are like, hanging out or causing major problems requiring surgery, it shouldn't be an issue.

I'll give you credit for having the stones to ask that one.

sparkie · 11-28-09, 06:30 PM

I ain't even goin there. You just joined the post of the month club.

SlingerDun · 11-28-09, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trancemasta

...I got mine due to stressing on the toilet

You could be roid free before the MEPS physical if you pay attention to detail and do exactly as i say when i say: Buy a jug of stool softener and use it diligently per directions and or incorporate bran cereals into your daily diet. Believe it or not, relieving your bowels does not have to be a monumental effort and when it's not, swelling subsides.

Hit the DVR before entering the head. That way you can close the door and when The Hannah Montana opening theme song begins you won't have to fire off a backed up log in record time

--->Dave

Marine84 · 11-28-09, 09:33 PM

I got nothing.

Phantom Blooper · 11-28-09, 09:44 PM

Anorectal.

Current anal fissure or anal fistula (565) is disqualifying.

Current or history of anal or rectal polyp (569.0), prolapse (569.1), stricture (569.2), or fecal incontinence (787.6) within the last 2 years is disqualifying.

Current hemorrhoid (internal or external), when large, symptomatic, or with a history of bleeding (455) within the last 60 days, is disqualifying.

echo3oscar1833 · 11-28-09, 10:17 PM

This thread has more information than I even need to know!!!

Fubar5812 · 11-28-09, 11:21 PM

i got em at Bootcamp, SDI made me yell it to the whole platoon when I came back from medical "SIR! THIS RECRUIT HAS HEMORRHOIDS SIR!" they give you witch hazel and stuff, really not a big deal.

trancemasta · 11-29-09, 02:50 PM

Damn yea sometimes I use the suppositories not everyday or anything like that. And I havent noticed any bleeding in the past 60 days. I was just wondering if you go into bootcamp do you get issued some type of prepH or is it accessible at the PX



11-28-09, 12:22 PM	#1
trancemasta Marine Friend Free Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 25 Credits: 10,006	Disqualified because of hemroids? Can you be DQd from joining due to hemroids?



11-28-09, 12:30 PM	#2
thewookie Marine Free Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Plymouth Posts: 2,177 Credits: 427 Blog Entries: 10	Are they currently hanging out of your a$$? __________________ We don't promise you a rose garden.



11-28-09, 12:57 PM	#4
thewookie Marine Free Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Plymouth Posts: 2,177 Credits: 427 Blog Entries: 10	I'm no doctor, but I think you'll be okay. You got a little red stuff on your poopy? Hemorrhoids usually are not dangerous or life threatening. One of the causes of internal hemorrhoids is anal sex: good luck with that. Just saying... http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddise...s/hemorrhoids/ __________________ We don't promise you a rose garden.



11-28-09, 06:02 PM	#8
Sgt Leprechaun Moderator Platinum Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Home Posts: 12,912 Credits: 13,047 Images: 2	Worst......thread.....ever.... FYI unless they are like, hanging out or causing major problems requiring surgery, it shouldn't be an issue. I'll give you credit for having the stones to ask that one. __________________ "Many Americans are beginning to pick up the strange vibe that for Barack Obama, governing America is 'an interesting sociological experiment'. ... He's the first president to give off the pronounced whiff that he's condescending to the job -- that it's really too small for him, and he's just killing time until something more commensurate with his stature comes along." --columnist Mark Steyn **** The Malignant Leprechaun



11-28-09, 09:33 PM	#11
Marine84 Marine Platinum Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 6,382 Credits: 750 Images: 3	I got nothing. __________________ "Good women are no fun. The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she did was make a flag." Mae West



11-28-09, 12:52 PM	#3
trancemasta Marine Friend Free Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 25 Credits: 10,006	no it's internal



11-28-09, 01:03 PM	#5
trancemasta Marine Friend Free Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 25 Credits: 10,006	lmao oh man that had me laughing. But I got mine due to stressing on the toilet. But do they ask you at MEPS? Do you even have to mention it or will they be able to tell when they have you bend over? Also can you use preparation H at boot camp? DO they sell it at the PX



11-28-09, 02:45 PM	#7
Kegler300 Marine Free Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 2,059 Credits: 10,928	Going to field, combat, etc., and eating MRE's and not shitting for days won't help...



11-28-09, 06:30 PM	#9
sparkie Marine Free Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Kingdom of Nye Posts: 6,885 Credits: 1,706 Images: 3	I ain't even goin there. You just joined the post of the month club.



11-28-09, 09:44 PM	#12
Phantom Blooper Marine Free Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala,Florida Posts: 6,512 Credits: 1,187	Anorectal. Current anal fissure or anal fistula (565) is disqualifying. Current or history of anal or rectal polyp (569.0), prolapse (569.1), stricture (569.2), or fecal incontinence (787.6) within the last 2 years is disqualifying. Current hemorrhoid (internal or external), when large, symptomatic, or with a history of bleeding (455) within the last 60 days, is disqualifying. __________________ "Be advised, I'm mean, NASTY, and tired. I eat concertina wire and pee napalm. And I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. I smoke TNT and fart Nitro! So be advised that you are dealing with a very sick & opinionated Marine SNCO! ROTFLMAO!" _____________ Handle every stressful situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it. Pee on it and walk away.



11-28-09, 10:17 PM	#13
echo3oscar1833 Marine Free Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 2,316 Credits: 10,959	This thread has more information than I even need to know!!! __________________



11-28-09, 11:21 PM	#14
Fubar5812 Marine Free Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 639 Credits: 10,100	i got em at Bootcamp, SDI made me yell it to the whole platoon when I came back from medical "SIR! THIS RECRUIT HAS HEMORRHOIDS SIR!" they give you witch hazel and stuff, really not a big deal. __________________ "but don't try and befriend your Marines one minute and then chew their ass the next minute, it don't work that way" -Accord.



11-29-09, 02:50 PM	#15
trancemasta Marine Friend Free Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 25 Credits: 10,006	Damn yea sometimes I use the suppositories not everyday or anything like that. And I havent noticed any bleeding in the past 60 days. I was just wondering if you go into bootcamp do you get issued some type of prepH or is it accessible at the PX

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