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Thread: Jeff Foxworthy's joke on muslims
08-24-10, 04:13 PM #1
Jeff Foxworthy's joke on muslims
I know there is a place in the forums for jokes,but didn't have the time to search it,so here it is.
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims..
"YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. Your cousin is president of the United States
11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
08-24-10, 04:48 PM #2
Pretty much true!!!!!!!!!!
08-24-10, 05:58 PM #3
08-24-10, 06:10 PM #4
LOL.....NOW THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THERE...I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE....!!
12-24-14, 02:49 PM #5
In the interest of integrity, the "joke" is not from Jeff Foxworthy. Check out Snopes.com for more information.
12-24-14, 03:39 PM #6PJones64Guest Free Member
Why would a thread more than four years old even be commented on?
12-24-14, 07:21 PM #7josephdGuest Free Member
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