Top This for a speeding ticket!

[Rooger]

Top this for a speeding ticket....


Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15,just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at
Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check
speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading
300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar
had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low
flying exercise near the location.

Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint
to the USMC Base Commander The reply came back in true USMC style:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet
had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile
radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it,
which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft
had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the
situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status
and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile
was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them,
since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson,
the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left
rear molar . It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken
on his holster.


Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi.

[hbharrison]

Well now I would have looked for nothing less from the Marine Commander and I salute the pilot for his restraint and quickness.

[fjmas1976]

Top this for a speeding ticket....


Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15,just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at
Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check
speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading
300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar
had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low
flying exercise near the location

This isn't legit. Any Officer who has ever worked with a radar or lidar device knows it would not "automatically" lock onto an approaching aircraft. Also, most handheld devices have a maximum capture speed below 300mph. Funny story, but I don't see it as being true.

[Ed Palmer]

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[Wyoming]

This isn't legit. Any Officer who has ever worked with a radar or lidar device knows it would not "automatically" lock onto an approaching aircraft. Also, most handheld devices have a maximum capture speed below 300mph. Funny story, but I don't see it as being true.

Jeez, give it a break.

The next thing you are gonna come up with is that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny ain't real.

[Ed Palmer]

Jeez, give it a break.

The next thing you are gonna come up with is that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny ain't real.

their not ??

[ggyoung]

Jeez, give it a break.

The next thing you are gonna come up with is that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny ain't real.

Good one.

[Born2bUSMC]

hahahaha "legit" or not thats funny

[USMCM38A1]

Afterall it is just a funny joke

[Sgt Jim]

Blew me out of the water,i thought Santa and the Easter bunny were real

[Stumpgunner]

Well done!

[micarr57]

tooth fairy ain't real eitherthey pulled my teeth and all i got was a fukin bill

[AdirondackDog]

This isn't legit. Any Officer who has ever worked with a radar or lidar device knows it would not "automatically" lock onto an approaching aircraft. Also, most handheld devices have a maximum capture speed below 300mph. Funny story, but I don't see it as being true.

You believe this and fail to realize that its a joke. I hope you work in the mail room

[USMC7DG]

I got this as an email from my mom. Loved it then. Love it even more now. And I'm glad I found it again. And who cares whether it's true or not, if it were true, I'm sure that's EXACTLY what would have happened. And the cops deserve the response they got... Sarcasm and all

[sparkie]

Of course the tooth fairy is a real legit business. If you don't believe it, just shake a spraypaint can. That, my friend, is the end product.

Gees people, use your heads.