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    Navy Jokes

    Need any and all Navy jokes. Friend of mine who is in the Navy has been crackin some Marine jokes, and I dont know any to come back with. Help me out with all the Navy jokes you know.


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    Try these reponses to common sailor comments. The Marine Corps is a Department of the Navy.......The Men's Department. We are also a part of the Navy... the best part.


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    Why are Navy kids so damn mean? Because their dads are Marines!


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    80 male seamen and 20 female seamen go out on deployment, 20 women are evaced for advanced pregnancy, 40 couples come back.


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    N.A.V.Y. Never Again Volunteer Yourself


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    Squids - the lowest form of Marine life


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    Quote Originally Posted by Marine84 View Post
    Squids - the lowest form of Marine life
    To quote the late and great Jerome "Curly" Howard. "I resemble that remark"

    Dan


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    Quote Originally Posted by MOS1310 View Post
    To quote the late and great Jerome "Curly" Howard. "I resemble that remark"

    Dan
    Gotta agree.

    Corpsmen never bought in any club I was in, then or now!!

    ... and Naval Aviators could drop some bad ass cover!

    And besides, who the **** is rockstrongo?


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    A Squid and a Marine are in the bathroom peeing in the urinal, the Squid washes his hands and says smugly -in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after peeing.The Marine looks at him and says in the Marines they teach us not to pee on our hands.


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    "And besides, who the **** is rockstrongo?"

    You're right Al, didn't catch that one!!!

    Dan



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    Good idea for thread though.


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    Why does the Navy use powdered soap?


    Its harder to pick up!


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    Submarirnes: Only the navy would build a ship designed to sink!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by zx6rdr View Post
    Why does the Navy use powdered soap?


    Its harder to pick up!

    that is the best


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    Squids are for kids


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