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Thread: Poolees and Marriage
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05-10-09, 08:38 PM #1
Poolees and Marriage
Ok Poolees, check this out and read closely. If your @$$ is planning on getting married before or after boot camp and your at the age of 18 through 24 fu**ing forget it now. As a matter a fact don't get married your first year or two.
I dated this girl for about 2 years, loved her, snuggled, even forced myself to a flick of The Notebook with her stanky cooch. We took walks at night, basically had a romantic time when I wasn't drinking brews with Da Boys. A week before I leave for Boot Camp I was talking to my recruiter and he told me these two words "Sally and Johnny." I said "What the **** does that mean?" So he basically explained to me the whole chibang and now I'm glad he did. A week after I left she had a threesome with two guys and now she has cock for hobbies (keep in mind how "in love she was, so don't come to me saying "oh she's the one she treats me like she treats her new gay boyfriend.")
Keep what I said in mind and good luck getting the best title in the world.
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05-10-09, 08:44 PM #2
Quit listening to SSgt Petzold...there is more to life than post counts...keep this shi t up and you'll end up worse than ACHPED....blogging everytime you make poopy....so you dated a who re...get over it
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05-10-09, 08:52 PM #3
Yea dude, for real, there's going to be more *****s in your future, let this one go.
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05-10-09, 08:54 PM #4
What was that song by Blackfoot, oh yeah, Train Train
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05-10-09, 08:59 PM #5
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05-10-09, 09:44 PM #6
Old Marine Corps saying,if they want you to have a wife they will issue you one
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05-10-09, 09:52 PM #7
Good ol' Suzie Rottencrotch.
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05-10-09, 10:47 PM #8
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05-10-09, 10:48 PM #9
Oh and this is the first blog I have made for advice. Sorry left that out.
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05-10-09, 10:50 PM #10
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05-10-09, 10:53 PM #11
All girls are crazy, the trick is to find the one that is your type of crazy.
*Dang, I should be a life coach*
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05-10-09, 10:54 PM #12
Def not ****ed bro, just throw down 4 Japahoes and I'm all on it.
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05-10-09, 10:55 PM #13
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05-10-09, 11:02 PM #14
This is kind like reminding me of a Clp of my first duty station, El Toro Ca. I was a PFC and just checked in the unit, didn't have a ride, and hugn around in the barrack for about six months. Every times I saw this Cpl. he was with different girls and some were shizt hot. And I thought to myself, this mfkr is lucky son of a b.tch. I was on duty one night and walking my deck and saw him sneaking in this girl who was a cripple, and I mean with a "cane". Another time I saw him with this girl who was >300lbs and she was breathing very hard after walking up the stair. And I thought to myself again, this mfkr would take anything. After knowing him and he told me 3 things that he won't decline: food, money, and P..zzy.
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05-10-09, 11:04 PM #15
RAH!!! SSgt, Pus.y has no face
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