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    Pig & Personality Test

    Pig & Personality Test

    Do this, and don't cheat by reading the whole thing first.
    It's hysterical if you do it right! Get a BLANK piece of paper,
    and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don't
    spend all day on it.


    DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON. IF YOU DON'T
    THE JOKE WON'T WORK!

    YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW
    YOUR PICTURE. NO CHEATING,REALLY - -
    IT SPOILS THE FUN. DRAW THE PIG FIRST!


    HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING ?? IF NOT GO
    BACK AND DO IT NOW!
    OK, now to the interesting stuff ...
    The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
    of the drawer. If the pig is drawn:
    Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and
    optimistic.
    Toward the middle, you are a realist.
    Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency
    to behave negatively.
    Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and
    remember dates (birthdays, etc..)
    Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have
    a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
    Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy
    playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid
    discussions.
    With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and
    distrustful.
    With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care
    little for details and are a risk-taker.
    With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are
    living through a period of major change.
    With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to
    your ideals.
    If there are more than 4 legs, you are unrealistic.
    The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
    The bigger the better.
    The length of the tail indicates the quality of your love
    life!!!!

    (And again more is better!)
    OK, who didn't draw a tail?


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    Nice.

    I didn't draw the pig. I just read it. I couldn't find empty space on my desk to put a piece of paper and the Marine "re-appropriated" my printer a few weeks back so I don't have a ready source of blank paper.

    Bastards.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Isrowei View Post
    Nice.

    I didn't draw the pig. I just read it. I couldn't find empty space on my desk to put a piece of paper and the Marine "re-appropriated" my printer a few weeks back so I don't have a ready source of blank paper.

    Bastards.

    Thanks Sir,

    I had to clean my monitor since I spit my coffee all over it

    The complaint department is to Your left


    Ellie

    IN LOVING MEMORY OF MY LATE HUSBAND, SSgt Roger A. Alfano, USMC
    ONE PROUD MARINE
    1961-1977
    Vietnam 1968/69
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  4. #4
    I was wondering why I put such a BIG tail on the pig.

    Nice


  5. #5
    Good stuff, I guess it is true we are all pigs


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