The banking crisis in perspective...
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  1. #1
    Phantom Blooper
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    The banking crisis in perspective...

    Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market that started in
    America, the run on Northern Rock i n the UK and the very recent the
    fire sale of various US banking institutions, uncertainty has now hit
    financial markets in Japan.

    In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
    and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

    Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
    likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
    after they nose-dived.

    While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja
    Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

    Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
    that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
    that staff may get a raw deal.

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    Well hell bilk assets never do hold up under high seas and heavy winds but i figured Sumo for all it's reserve substance would be last to founder like that.

  3. #3
    HAHA!!! I got a pretty good chuckle out of that Thanks SSgt

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