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    I just luvs the ladies

    Ain't they special!

    The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads:



    THE WOMEN:

    40-ish.................... 48
    Adventurer............ Has had more partners than you ever will
    Athletic................. Flat-chested
    Average looking.... Ugly
    Beautiful............... Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile.. Bring your penicillin
    Educated.............. College dropout
    Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
    Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
    Free spirit............. Substance user
    Friendship first..... Trying to live down reputation as slut
    Fun...................... Annoying
    Gentle.................. Comatose
    Good Listener...... Borderline Autistic
    New-Age.............. All body hair, all the time
    Old-fashioned....... Lights out, missionary position only
    Open-minded........ Desperate
    Outgoing.............. Loud
    Passionate............ Loud
    Poet..................... Depressive Schizophrenic
    Professional......... Real Witch
    Redhead.............. Shops the Clairol section
    Reubenesque....... Grossly Fat
    Romantic............. Looks better by candle light
    Voluptuous.......... Very Fat
    Weight proportional to height....... Hugely Fat
    Wants Soulmate.... One step away from stalking
    Widow.................. Nagged first husband to death
    Young at heart....... Toothless crone


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    hmmm.....

    lets see...that makes me 40-ish, educated, emotionally secure, good listener, open minded, professional, redheaded, Ruebenesque and young at heart


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    The real truth here

    According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about
    a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about
    men is they're a bunch of liars.



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    With eyes like this?....Lie to me Baby...Lie!

    Hahahahahahaha

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    He wouldn't have time for ya Linda!

    Do you know how many hours a day it takes to maintain that body that way! LMAO. Then He'll spend more time lookin in the mirror than looking at you!

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    I know all you ladies

    can't take yer eyes off a man built like that......

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    No matter

    how ya dress up......

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    No matter

    how he makes ya feel inside.

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    No matter

    how much you smile.....

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    No matter

    how good you are in bed...

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    No matter

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    No matter

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    No Matter

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