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    Suicidal Muslims

    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide ...

    Let's see now..

    No Jesus
    No Christmas
    No television
    No cheerleaders
    No Nude Women
    No car races
    No football
    No soccer
    No golf
    No tailgate parties
    No K Mart
    No Bunnings
    No pork BBQ
    No hot dogs
    No burgers
    No chocolate chip cookies
    No lobster
    No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
    No nachos
    No Beer nuts
    No Beer !!!!!!!!
    Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
    Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
    Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
    More than one wife.
    You can't shave.
    Your wives can't shave.
    You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
    The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
    Your bride is picked by someone else.
    She smells just like your donkey.
    But your donkey has a better disposition.
    Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
    I mean, really, is there a mystery here?


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    Almost made me feel sorry for em.


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    No television
    No Nude Women
    No car races
    No soccer
    No golf
    No Bunnings {Ain't sure what that is,,, But I'll try it.}
    More than one wife.
    No K Mart
    You can't shave.
    But your donkey has a better disposition. {Hell, My tablesaw has a better disposition.}

    Copied some things they are better off without,,,,,, Just my inebrated opinion.


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