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  1. #31

    From the movie; When Harry Met Sally

    Harry
    Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.

    Sally
    Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.

    Harry
    Hey I don't feel great about this but I don't hear anyone complaining.

    Sally
    Of course not you're out of the door too fast.

    Harry
    I think they have an OK time.

    Sally
    How do you know?

    Harry
    What do you mean how do I know? I know.

    Sally
    Because they...

    Harry
    Yes, because they...

    Sally
    And how do you know that they really...

    Harry
    What are you saying, that they fake orgasm?

    Sally
    It's possible.

    Harry
    Get outta here!

    Sally
    Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.

    Harry
    Well they haven't faked it with me.

    Sally
    How do you know?

    Harry
    Because I know.

    Sally
    Oh, right, that's right, I forgot, you're a man.

    Harry
    What is that supposed to mean?

    Sally
    Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and
    that most women at one time or another have done it so you do the math.

    Harry
    You don't think that I could tell the difference?

    Sally
    No.

    Harry
    Get outta here.

    Sally
    Ooo...Oh...Ooo...

    Harry
    Are you OK?

    Sally
    Oh...Oh god...Ooo Oh God...Oh...Oh...Oh...Oh God...Oh yeah right there
    Oh! Oh...Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh...Yes Yes Yes....Oh...Yes Yes Yes
    Yes Yes Yes...Oh...Oh... Oh... Oh God Oh... Oh... Huh...

    (Sally finishes, looks at Harry and smiles. Harry looks back, looking a
    little uneasy)

    Lady from another table
    I'll have what she's having.


  2. #32

    Ahh, my favorite tread.. Rat Patrol

    So, how are you suppose to answer her when she asks;

    Do you think, my bottoms too big?
    Or, do you think, I'm getting fat?

    lOL




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    Answer: For marble ya ain't half bad. Better than that Venus babe...if ya know what I mean?


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    Sparrowhawk - just remember that the good Lord gives women a longer life span than men is to reward us and have a little time off......from

    Where is my golf shirt?
    When did you have it last, dear?
    Last Saturday
    Did you put it in the wash, dear? Or is it still in your golf bag?
    Errrrrrrrrrrr

    Honey,are you going to mow the lawn?
    The game is on - when it is over

    Honey, the kids have a soccer game - you need to drive.
    The game is on - when it's over

    It is so nice to be here with you, son.,,and the children.
    Mom, can you make your special dinner for me?
    Of course dear - doesn't that women ever feed you properly?

    and on, and on and.......................


  5. #35
    This is a LOADED question. Which I will leave alone.


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    Here is my response!
    When the floods come to take you away, all the skinny women will have floated off and only us well-formed babes will be left!


  7. #37

    LOL

    Originally posted by CAS3
    Here is my response!
    When the floods come to take you away, all the skinny women will have floated off and only us well-formed babes will be left!



    "Only us well-formed babes will be left!"

    Hummm, Huuuummmmm, Huuummmmm

    HUM, HUM... No I better not... LOL


  8. #38
    Sparrowhawk, WHY ARE MEN THE WAY THEY ARE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Always wanting to fix something that ain't broke!!!!!!!!!


  9. #39

    that's an easy one...

    Originally posted by nc.gal
    Sparrowhawk, WHY ARE MEN THE WAY THEY ARE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Always wanting to fix something that ain't broke!!!!!!!!!


    WHY ARE MEN THE WAY THEY ARE?


    Because of WIMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    LOL


  10. #40
    Aren't we LOVABLE!!!!!! Will do anything for our man,yeah,right.




    signing off now----GOODNIGHT


  11. #41

    Physiognomy Of Women

    It is believed that the body of a woman consists of 32 parts. As the laws of nature, the temperament and habits of a woman vary from one individual to other and so does the body parts.

    The beauty of the woman has to be judged on the whole considering all the parts together.

    Though 'the beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder' but the different body parts has been defined ideally.

    Gnerally, five body parts should be big; they are eyes, nose, knees, breasts and eyebrows. Fingers, nails and body texture should be thin and soft.

    Thighs and mouth should be broad and big.


  12. #42
    Beauty in Women


    She walks in beauty, like the night
    Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
    And all that's best of dark and bright
    Meet in her aspect and her eyes.
    Lord Byron



    For she was beautiful -- her beauty made
    The bright world dim, and everything beside
    Seemed like the fleeting image of a shade.
    Percy Bysshe Shelley



    Half light, half shade, She stood,
    a sight to make an old man young.
    Alfred, Lord Tennyson



    The dark night makes every woman beautiful.… In the dark all blemishes are hid, every fault overlooked, that hour makes any woman fair. . . . Do not let too strong a light come into your bedroom. There are in a Beauty a great many things which are enhanced by being seen only in a half-light.

    Ovid - Ars Amatoria



    This is the female form,
    A divine nimbus exhales from it from head to foot,
    It attracts with fierce undeniable attraction,
    I am drawn by its breath as if I were no more than a helpless vapour,
    All falls aside but myself and it,
    Books, art, religion, time, the visible and solid earth,
    And what was expected of heaven or feared of hell, are now consumed,
    Mad filaments, ungovernable shoots play out of it,
    The response likewise ungovernable,
    Ebb stung by the flow and flow stung by the ebb,
    Love-flesh swelling and deliciously aching,
    Limitless limpid jets of love hot and enormous,
    Quivering jelly of love, white-blow and delirious juice,
    Bridegroom night of love working surely and softly into the prostrate dawn,
    Undulating into the willing and yielding day,
    Lost in the cleave of the clasping and sweet-fleshed day.
    Walt Whitman - I Sing The Body Electric



    Body of my woman, I will live on through your marvellousness.
    My thirst, my desire without end, my wavering road!
    Dark river beds down which the eternal thirst is flowing,
    And the fatigue is flowing, and the grief without shore.
    Pablo Neruda



    It is hard, if not impossible, to snub a beautiful woman --
    they remain beautiful and the snub recoils.
    Winston Churchill



    It is better to be first with an ugly woman
    than the hundredth with a beauty.
    Pearl Buck



    There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
    Helena Rubinstein



    There is no such thing as an altogether
    ugly woman -- nor altogether beautiful.
    Michel Equem de Montaigne



    There are many lovely women, but no perfect ones.
    Victor Hugo



    Beauty is never satisfied with beauty.
    Helen gazing in her glass,
    framed by lecherous curtains,
    the enchanted bed,
    knew herself beautiful.
    Yet she felt life pass about her.
    Kathleen Spivack - Myth-making



    I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last, any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul. No, give me a ruined complexion and a lost figure and sixteen chins on a farmyard of crow's feet and an obvious wig. Then you shall see me come out strong.

    George Bernard Shaw to Mrs Patrick Campbell



    Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.
    John Donne



    Grace was in all her steps, Heaven in her eyes,
    in every gesture dignity and love.
    John Milton



    Charm - it's a sort of bloom on a woman. If you have it, you don't need to have anything else; and if you don't have it, it doesn't much matter what else you have.

    J M Barrie - What Every Woman Knows



    Charmless beauty can impress me but it does not hold us for long.
    It is like a bait that bobs without any hook.
    Kapito V. 67



    There is only one kind of beauty that can transcend time, and many women possess it. It is, of course, beauty of the spirit that lights the eyes and transforms even a plain woman into a beautiful one. Women with wit, charm and warmth, who are interested in others and forget themselves, and who accept each stage of life gracefully, are the lasting beauties of this world-and the happiest.

    Deirdre Budge



    True beauty is a message from within.
    Raphaella Fox



    You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen. But if you are
    beautiful at sixty, it will be your own soul's doing.
    Marie Stopes



    An angel stood and met my gaze,
    Through the low doorway of my tent;
    The tent is struck, the vision stays;
    I only know she came and went.
    James Russell Lowell - She Came and Went



    My love in her attire doth show her wit,
    It doth so well become her:
    For every season she hath dressings fit,
    For winter, spring, and summer.
    No beauty she doth miss,
    When all her robes are on;
    But beauty's self she is,
    When all her robes are gone.
    Anonymous



    The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.
    The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
    The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.
    The nakedness of woman is the work of God.
    William Blake - Marriage of Heaven and Hell



    I know a man who, when he saw a woman of striking beauty, praised
    the Creator for her. The sight of her lit within him the love of God.
    St John Climacus - Quoted in, The New Christian Year


  13. #43

    Frances reminds me of this hot spanish

    girl I knew by the same name. A fisty women that once the door was shut, became a purring kitten... LMAO


    Frances downgraded to Category 2 hurricane
    Heavy winds knock out power to 90,000 Broward, Palm Beach County and Miami-Dade residents.



    Hurricane Frances lost some steam and hesitated off the Florida coast Friday, prolonging the anxiety among the millions evacuated and raising fears of a slow, ruinous drenching over the Labor Day weekend.

    The storm, which was downgraded to a Category 2 hurricane, is expected to come ashore with up to 20 inches of rain as early as Saturday afternoon, nearly a day later than earlier predictions.

    Frances' sustained winds have dropped to 105 mph with higher gusts and continues to lumber through the Bahamas in a west-northwest direction at 4 mph.

    Officials say some fluctuations in intensity are possible during the next 24 hours.





    "fuctuations in intensity are possible,"

    Yap, reminds me of that lady alright!


  14. #44
    Memory Lane Cook


  15. #45

    Humm, its all a conspiracy

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    Why men don't understand women


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